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music: qotsa - no one knows.
jay and i found a new game, where we google the phrase "(your name) looks like" and see what the first results to pop up on google are.
here are our favorites:
Ryan looks like he is fighting off a case of down syndrome.
Dustin looks like he's eight.
Dustin looks like any other, with one crucial exception: In her left hand she holds a fistful of human scalps.
Jay looks like someone shit in his cereal.
Jay looks like a woman, or Jackie O, or something.
Cristina looks like she’d probably be better looking with more hair-brushing and less devil-eye.
Josh looks like somebody just gave him a twirly in a bowl full of Vanish.
Curt looks like a woman in every single picture you have of him.
Terry looks like Harry Potter fronting for Flock of Seagulls.
Mom looks like she knows something we don’t know.
John looks like something out of Deliverance here..."C'mere hunny chile, gimme sum sugar!"
Fisher looks like a thin overgrown weasel.
Fisher looks like a real dream, but compared to somebody famous like Brad Pitt he looks like poo.
Mimi looks like a hard ass from the old school!
Alvin looks like a girl when he's attempting to shoot. hahaha.oh man.
David looks like his/her ass then he/she has a really hot ass.
Shaw looks like the woman next door ... All-American with blond hair, lipstick and polished nails. Once she opens her mouth, you’ll know she was born and raised in Texas and you’ll never stop laughing.
Vidal looks like a movie star with his silvery hair all greased and sort of flowing back and his shirts have pretty pearl snaps where the buttons should be