The massive amount of girls my age that are falling all over themselves for a Jonas brother or that stupid fucking kid from Twilight is sickening. So I thought I'd just do a little post filled with wonderful MEN to fix what is soo wrong in this world.
Two things first:
First, they have to look good clean shaven, that's one of the basics:
Why hello Daniel. Nice to see you.
Oh Damian, aren't you just a sexy scruff free piece of man candy?? Yes you are. Yes. you. are.
Second, try and find some eye brow action:
Oh Gerard, you DO know how to catch a woman's eye
One of my favorites. Eyebrows (and smirks) are essential to his communication with others. (Let's also examine that glorious body shot. yes please and thank you)
Third, suits are an absolute must:
Two for one ladies. Always classy.
MMMM.
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Sorry. fainted from all the sexy. Whew. This is taking quite a bit out of me. Must continue for the greater good...
Fourth, goofy and adorable are especially nice:
Even if he can't dance all that well, he tried, and it was wonderful
*insert pretty much any Jim Halpert moment here*
Fifth, he must look good in a sweater or turtle neck:
So this doesn't quite count. But it's clothing for cool weather, so it works out.
HOMG I LOVE CARDIGANS.
Why hello there Mr. I see you chose the reindeer sweater. Not such a great choice, but you are forgiven.
This picture's kinda smushed :(
However, it doesn't take away from the fact that it's Liam Neeson ;)
Ummm hi, I saw Quantum of Solace and the entire time I was like OMG HE'S SO SEXY OMG OMG OMG. It was difficult to contain myself. I don't think he ever had a non sexy moment. Ever. For like, 2 hours.
To come later on this week: Good bodies, Scruff, and Uniformed men