Spreading Some Cheer
Ten Would you Rather's
I bought this clearance book at B&N full of "Would You Rather" questions. I'm opening to ten random ones.
1. Would you rather...
Ejaculate a deadly dart OR die if you are not having sex at 3:37pm every day?
Things to consider: moving to Vegas, pulling out, working as a spy
2. Would you rather...
Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zipcode OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
3. Would you rather...
Have your genitalia be located on top of your head OR at the bottom of your left foot?
Things to consider: jogging, hats, the sexual act, masturbation
4. Would you rather...
Have mayonnaise tears OR Koolaid sweat?
5. For your wedding, would you rather...
Have a paintball war at the reception OR walk down the isle to "We're Not Gonna Take It" by the Twisted Sister?
6. Would you rather date...
A woman with a great body but rather simple conversational skills OR a woman who speaks with wit and insight but keeps her hand perpetually soaking in a bowl of wet spinach?
7. Would you rather...
Have a ketchup dispensing navel OR a pencil sharpening nostril?
8. Would you rather...
Have a chest of thick poison oak OR a sausage halo?
9. Would you rather have sex with...
Your dentist OR your third grade P.E. teacher?
10. Would you rather...
Have breast implants made of Nerf or Play-doh?
Wahaha. Not cutting b/c I don't feel like it.
I bought this clearance book at B&N full of "Would You Rather" questions. I'm opening to ten random ones.
1. Would you rather...
Ejaculate a deadly dart OR die if you are not having sex at 3:37pm every day?
Things to consider: moving to Vegas, pulling out, working as a spy
2. Would you rather...
Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zipcode OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
3. Would you rather...
Have your genitalia be located on top of your head OR at the bottom of your left foot?
Things to consider: jogging, hats, the sexual act, masturbation
4. Would you rather...
Have mayonnaise tears OR Koolaid sweat?
5. For your wedding, would you rather...
Have a paintball war at the reception OR walk down the isle to "We're Not Gonna Take It" by the Twisted Sister?
6. Would you rather date...
A woman with a great body but rather simple conversational skills OR a woman who speaks with wit and insight but keeps her hand perpetually soaking in a bowl of wet spinach?
7. Would you rather...
Have a ketchup dispensing navel OR a pencil sharpening nostril?
8. Would you rather...
Have a chest of thick poison oak OR a sausage halo?
9. Would you rather have sex with...
Your dentist OR your third grade P.E. teacher?
10. Would you rather...
Have breast implants made of Nerf or Play-doh?
Wahaha. Not cutting b/c I don't feel like it.