today -- and quotables
Last night I decided that 5am was probably a good bedtime. I just bounced around the room, organized an outfit that I never ended up wearing because it was too cold today, performed inane upkeep and got all chatty. Nothing productive really occurred, unless making it ridiculously difficult for me to get up in the morning counts. Anyway, I got a large coffee and boarded the shuttle. About halfway through the ride I fell asleep and my coffee tipped, spilling EVERYWHERE. Not only did it look like I pissed myself, but I spent most of the ride trying to mop up the polyester bus seat, much to everyone's amusement.
And when I finally reached Clark, class ended up not happening. Waste of my morning and a cup of coffee.
And now for some teacher quotes.
Of sumo wrestling: "Grossly underclad fat men touching each other. You get hooked."
"'Motte' would indicate holding, as in owning or holding drugs. So the answer to that would be 'Hai sensei, mottemasu!'"
"And why is Kawamura-san's name in katakana? Because he's not a real Japanese, and because he is wearing a turtleneck. Remember kids, if you want to be as cool as Kawamura-san, you have to wear at turtleneck like that. See over there on the opposite side of the text, Linda Brown looks like she is thinking. Perhaps 'Oh Kawamura-san, why are you wearing that turtleneck.'"
"Yeah, I heard some kid was bit by a rotwieler in the face this weekend. Pretty sweet."
"Gilbatrar declares war on all of you."
"Chichi wa toire ni haitteiru. My father is in the bathroom (implying he entered the bathroom and is still there). We must remember this gem for when we compose our play at the end of the year of lines solely from the text."
That is all my puny brain can remember.
And when I finally reached Clark, class ended up not happening. Waste of my morning and a cup of coffee.
And now for some teacher quotes.
Of sumo wrestling: "Grossly underclad fat men touching each other. You get hooked."
"'Motte' would indicate holding, as in owning or holding drugs. So the answer to that would be 'Hai sensei, mottemasu!'"
"And why is Kawamura-san's name in katakana? Because he's not a real Japanese, and because he is wearing a turtleneck. Remember kids, if you want to be as cool as Kawamura-san, you have to wear at turtleneck like that. See over there on the opposite side of the text, Linda Brown looks like she is thinking. Perhaps 'Oh Kawamura-san, why are you wearing that turtleneck.'"
"Yeah, I heard some kid was bit by a rotwieler in the face this weekend. Pretty sweet."
"Gilbatrar declares war on all of you."
"Chichi wa toire ni haitteiru. My father is in the bathroom (implying he entered the bathroom and is still there). We must remember this gem for when we compose our play at the end of the year of lines solely from the text."
That is all my puny brain can remember.