RAWR
AIM WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
Basically, I'm being hated on by AIM so...Yeah. Maybe I should reset my connection and see how that works out for me.
TOTALLY UNRELATED. JAPANESE CLASS IS SO MUCH FUN! The teacher is really good, and the three hours pass like nothing!!! I got a bit lost and stuck with this kid who was all braggarty about the six billion languages he spoke or whatever, which I could deal with, until he started talking about how the entire genre of fantasy is stupid.
Ahaha, wrong person.
FORTUNATELY! I WAS CHEERED UP BY SEXY MESSAGES. AND GIVEN CALZONE BY MY NONNA.
And then the stick shifty thing on my car fell to pieces and I'm all WHYYY! I ended up jamming my fingers down the tubey thing to press the button to get it to shift from park to drive. Thank god I have tiny, skinny fingers that actually fit, otherwise I would have been stuck there all night cursing my bad luck. How do I know that it's going to get blamed on me when I didn't even do anything? A SCREW FELL OUT DAMMIT.
I shouldn't be allowed to talk about cars. I sound like an idiot.
And right, at the bank the other day there was a few idiotic customers that made my day.
Idiotnumbahone: *hands me two checks and a deposit slip*
Me: So you're depositing a hundred and getting four hundred back?
Idiotnumbahone: Yes!
Me: Do you have an ID with you?
Idiotnumbahone: Isn't that my ID? >| *points to deposit slip*
Me: Um...you need an state issued ID with your picture on it, such as a driver's license.
Idiotnumbahone: FINE THEN. *takes checks* I will take my business elsewhere.
Me: ....
Idiotnumbahtwo: Deposit this as cash. *hands me a thousand dollar check*
Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry you cannot do that. It's not drawn on our bank and you only have thirty dollars in your account to hold it. It's a personal check so I cannot cash it without hold.
Idiotnumbahtwo: Just deposit it as cash.
Me: I can't do that. I can do a regular deposit for you, and the money will be available at midnight.
Idiotnumbahtwo: So, like cash.
Me: You wouldn't be able to use it until tomorrow.
Idiotnumbahtwo: So, in about an hour I can take it out of the ATM?
Me: No, it would be available tomorrow.
Idiotnumbahtwo: ...But I want the money now.
Me: I'm sorry, if you go to the bank it's drawn on they can cash it out for you.
Idiotnumbahtwo: ...I'm going to see customer service.
Basically, I'm being hated on by AIM so...Yeah. Maybe I should reset my connection and see how that works out for me.
TOTALLY UNRELATED. JAPANESE CLASS IS SO MUCH FUN! The teacher is really good, and the three hours pass like nothing!!! I got a bit lost and stuck with this kid who was all braggarty about the six billion languages he spoke or whatever, which I could deal with, until he started talking about how the entire genre of fantasy is stupid.
Ahaha, wrong person.
FORTUNATELY! I WAS CHEERED UP BY SEXY MESSAGES. AND GIVEN CALZONE BY MY NONNA.
And then the stick shifty thing on my car fell to pieces and I'm all WHYYY! I ended up jamming my fingers down the tubey thing to press the button to get it to shift from park to drive. Thank god I have tiny, skinny fingers that actually fit, otherwise I would have been stuck there all night cursing my bad luck. How do I know that it's going to get blamed on me when I didn't even do anything? A SCREW FELL OUT DAMMIT.
I shouldn't be allowed to talk about cars. I sound like an idiot.
And right, at the bank the other day there was a few idiotic customers that made my day.
Idiotnumbahone: *hands me two checks and a deposit slip*
Me: So you're depositing a hundred and getting four hundred back?
Idiotnumbahone: Yes!
Me: Do you have an ID with you?
Idiotnumbahone: Isn't that my ID? >| *points to deposit slip*
Me: Um...you need an state issued ID with your picture on it, such as a driver's license.
Idiotnumbahone: FINE THEN. *takes checks* I will take my business elsewhere.
Me: ....
Idiotnumbahtwo: Deposit this as cash. *hands me a thousand dollar check*
Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry you cannot do that. It's not drawn on our bank and you only have thirty dollars in your account to hold it. It's a personal check so I cannot cash it without hold.
Idiotnumbahtwo: Just deposit it as cash.
Me: I can't do that. I can do a regular deposit for you, and the money will be available at midnight.
Idiotnumbahtwo: So, like cash.
Me: You wouldn't be able to use it until tomorrow.
Idiotnumbahtwo: So, in about an hour I can take it out of the ATM?
Me: No, it would be available tomorrow.
Idiotnumbahtwo: ...But I want the money now.
Me: I'm sorry, if you go to the bank it's drawn on they can cash it out for you.
Idiotnumbahtwo: ...I'm going to see customer service.