It's the birthday of the wonderful, talented, Lemmypie, and in honor of her natal day, I present her with an extremely foul-mouthed Dean Winchester, restrained, as per her request...Here is, THE GIFT
OMG! All my dreams and hopes and wishes have been wrapped up in this CRACK! I love you and all your words and my god, you are twisted in a way that makes me want to, well makes me want to..... Wear a tiara! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You know something this didn't show up on my friends page? Why were the birthday gods hiding this from me? That is just cruel I tell you CRUEL! Thank Big Pink for slapping me upside the head and saying. "You stoopid girl go look at Cheese Girl (cause that's what I call you when you are not looking) has done for you, he has created a masterpiece to end all master pieces and there is a dildo too!" I'm actually quoting her here.
I did not use the word dildo. That's you letting your imagination run away with you again. Fucking clients! Jesus it's five! I want a beer! I don't WANT TO PREPARE A DESIGN BRIEF for you fuckers. I'M PAYING YOU, DESIGNERS. And I want a beer. Grrrrrrr.
Oh, and B: I don't think Tesla's actually buried there, but he's some weird, what with the number 3 and blinding flashes of VISIONS and the metal band named after him. It's fulminating somewhere in the inner recesses of my...why does everything I write sound dirty now?
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OMG! All my dreams and hopes and wishes have been wrapped up in this CRACK!
I love you and all your words and my god, you are twisted in a way that makes me want to, well makes me want to..... Wear a tiara!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
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Mwah,
Cheesey
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Thank Big Pink for slapping me upside the head and saying. "You stoopid girl go look at Cheese Girl (cause that's what I call you when you are not looking) has done for you, he has created a masterpiece to end all master pieces and there is a dildo too!" I'm actually quoting her here.
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Oh, and B: I don't think Tesla's actually buried there, but he's some weird, what with the number 3 and blinding flashes of VISIONS and the metal band named after him. It's fulminating somewhere in the inner recesses of my...why does everything I write sound dirty now?
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HAHAHAHA
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