I mean, I guess I kind of *can* dance and my pitch and tone aren't so bad but I haven't got a great voice, exactly. But, anyway, Stuff That Has Happened, in brief:
SO THIS HAPPENED. Those are actual print books, you guys! With my name on them and my words inside them! I got them about two weeks ago and I've been staring at them ever since. IT IS SO EXCITING :D :D :D (For anyone who cares,
Pants Off Reviews will have a competition up tomorrow to win a copy! Can't win if you're not in etc. [plus I should totally send traffic there because DarienMoya is an awesome lady and a lot of fun and said nice things about ASoE :D)
I have developed an agoraphobia coping mechanism which involves the collecting of cool t-shirts. So far it's working really well, and as a side effect: cool t-shirts! I am sharing this because I'm sure my family thinks I'm even more nuts than usual.
My jaw is fucking killing me. BUT, the new it-might-be-a-magnesium-deficiency theory has promise, so I am Optimistic that it will go away ::crosses fingers::
I am seriously sick of 'fondue' as a euphemism for sex. I get it, it was a line in Captain America: The First Avenger, it was kind of cute, but mostly I nearly died of second-hand embarrassment over it in the film and I just want it to go away /fandom grumpiness.
On that note, my kink bingo is turning into 'Steve Rogers fucks everyone' and I am kind of okay with that. Fanfic is a nice break from profic right now, too, and I kind of need a mental health break at the moment.
Also, I bought waaaay too many games in the Steam sale but fuck it I'm enjoying them and I bought myself a laptop capable of running any modern game for a reason, so fuck it. Did anyone else pick stuff up? Can I friend you on Steam? CAN WE PLAY TF2 together, guys?
ANYWAY, I intend to be Back from here on out but you know what they say about good intentions. So you may yet be spared from me for a while longer ;)
So, most important question: How is everyone?