Title:
Jeeves and the Epihi-whatsit -or- How Bertram put his foot in it. Author: self
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster. Jeeves
Pairing/characters: Jeeves and Wooster
Rating: T for Teen
Prompts: 1)
Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves, through a disastrous misunderstanding, Jeeves believes Bertie has discovered that he is a homosexual, and is firing him for it. Bertie, however, only meant to confide in him about his own homosexuality 2) B
ertie's not as innocent as everyone, Jeeves included, thinks. He's perfectly aware that he's an invert, and knows very well both how to be discreet about it and how and where to find company for an evening, should he require it. When Jeeves finds out, however, he's furious.
Summary: Bertie comes home drunk and tries to reveal his feelings. Jeeves misunderstands him and wacky high jinks ensue.
Warnings: (if any) They are soppy. Bertie exposes his rubber duck to adult activities.
Author's Notes: (if any) Wooly mammoths probably did not eat ice. No one said it was cheating to use two prompts, so I am boldly forging ahead.