No knees is better than bad knees?
No knees is not better than bad knees.
I think I did something to my left knee. For the past few weeks I can't seem make my precious knee feel better- it's hurting like hell. I've done every knee excercise I know and am experiencing only temporary relief. Grrr. Fuck. I'm considering putting a brace on my knee for a week or so- just to get it stable. I am almost positive my MCL is playing tricks on me and needs some TLC.
Going to the doctor is almost pointless because I won't let the bastard touch my knee for very long. No one touches my knee- not if I am conscious. Yo seriously kids- my knee is off limits to everyone. I also have a tendency to lie to doctors.
When I was ten I lied to every freakin doctor in the hospital about how bad my stomach hurt. I didn't tell them I was in the worst pain in my life-and could feel it hurting in my back. Somehow the fuckers still figured out my appendix had burst, and cut me open anyways. Those "fuckers" saved my life because the body doesn't like poisonous toxic shit roaming around the internal organs. I was told by lots of doctors the pain a burst appendix causes is second only to child birth. I'm never giving birth- because ow ow ow and wtf some lady is having a kid in three days and is going mountain biking today? Seriously. I talked to her and her plan was to get on her bike and enjoy the mountains. I didn't tell her she could do that from a car. Her kids middle name is Boston- as in she's a big Red Sox fan.
I have one less organ than y'all. He he he. It's not funny- maybe it is. I was one of the lucky ones who has the three inch scar, before the new laser surgery came out. Shon and I compared appendix scars the other day and mine was bigger. Size matters.
Last but not least-I appreciate the old guy at work who told Morgan to make sure she told me he knows I am girl. He he he.
I think I did something to my left knee. For the past few weeks I can't seem make my precious knee feel better- it's hurting like hell. I've done every knee excercise I know and am experiencing only temporary relief. Grrr. Fuck. I'm considering putting a brace on my knee for a week or so- just to get it stable. I am almost positive my MCL is playing tricks on me and needs some TLC.
Going to the doctor is almost pointless because I won't let the bastard touch my knee for very long. No one touches my knee- not if I am conscious. Yo seriously kids- my knee is off limits to everyone. I also have a tendency to lie to doctors.
When I was ten I lied to every freakin doctor in the hospital about how bad my stomach hurt. I didn't tell them I was in the worst pain in my life-and could feel it hurting in my back. Somehow the fuckers still figured out my appendix had burst, and cut me open anyways. Those "fuckers" saved my life because the body doesn't like poisonous toxic shit roaming around the internal organs. I was told by lots of doctors the pain a burst appendix causes is second only to child birth. I'm never giving birth- because ow ow ow and wtf some lady is having a kid in three days and is going mountain biking today? Seriously. I talked to her and her plan was to get on her bike and enjoy the mountains. I didn't tell her she could do that from a car. Her kids middle name is Boston- as in she's a big Red Sox fan.
I have one less organ than y'all. He he he. It's not funny- maybe it is. I was one of the lucky ones who has the three inch scar, before the new laser surgery came out. Shon and I compared appendix scars the other day and mine was bigger. Size matters.
Last but not least-I appreciate the old guy at work who told Morgan to make sure she told me he knows I am girl. He he he.