I got sagacity out the wazoo, baby.
I was bracing myself for... well, not the worst, honestly. I was fairly certain I could do better than Troll since I was sure of at least a few answers. But I got an Outstanding on the 3rd WOMBAT! Yay!
I got EE on the other two tests, and I would've been fine with that. But now I hear that if you got EE this time, they suggest you work for the Ministry. Pfft. I'll be having none of that, thank you. (Well, maybe if I could be an Unspeakable and play around in the planet room.) So thank goodness for friendly grading curves!
P.S. I like this line from the "Dreadful" letter: "A new textbook will be available on July 21st 2007, which will enable more effective study."
And this from the "Troll" letter: "You achieved the remarkable result of having a negative score. The examiners were rather impressed by this achievement, and have asked to interview you in person to ascertain whether you are truly a grunting club-wielder, or some kind of subversive genius."
P.S.S. It just occurred to me that I could retrieve my WOMBAT certificate in other languages as well. I'm "Ohnegleichen"! And it would be kind of funny to actually print out the Japanese certificate and hang it up at work just to confuse people who aren't quite as geeky in touch with their inner child as I am.
I got EE on the other two tests, and I would've been fine with that. But now I hear that if you got EE this time, they suggest you work for the Ministry. Pfft. I'll be having none of that, thank you. (Well, maybe if I could be an Unspeakable and play around in the planet room.) So thank goodness for friendly grading curves!
P.S. I like this line from the "Dreadful" letter: "A new textbook will be available on July 21st 2007, which will enable more effective study."
And this from the "Troll" letter: "You achieved the remarkable result of having a negative score. The examiners were rather impressed by this achievement, and have asked to interview you in person to ascertain whether you are truly a grunting club-wielder, or some kind of subversive genius."
P.S.S. It just occurred to me that I could retrieve my WOMBAT certificate in other languages as well. I'm "Ohnegleichen"! And it would be kind of funny to actually print out the Japanese certificate and hang it up at work just to confuse people who aren't quite as geeky in touch with their inner child as I am.