Sep 25, 2004 13:00
One of the younger beasts has usurped me! I jumped onto the bed to go to my spot, which everyone knows is my spot, because it is the best spot, and, it's just so horrible, my spot was taken. I am still in shock. My dismay is endless. How shall I endure a world where my place, my wonderful, comfortable, cozy place can be taken by, by a lousy no good little twit! With no remorse either!
Everyone knows that the best pillow on the bed is mine! Mine I tell you, mine! And yet, there she lay, not even blinking as I glare. I'm so upset, my tail will be twitching for hours. Insolent little, hmph! I shall retire to the top of the cat tree. But first I will smack several of the others, just so that they know I'm still the Queen.