Attolia Went Up to Eddis
Admittedly, it's not proper fan fic, but I enjoyed writing it so much I had to share. Please, play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band while reading; you'll enjoy it more.
Forgive the unconventional submission. My wife's, more proper, fan fic is coming soon. For your entertainment:
Attolia Went Up to Eddis
Attolia went up to Eddis,
She was looking for her soul to heal;
But she was in a bind, with the Mede behind,
And she was willin’ to make a deal.
When she came across this young man,
Stealin a necklace, and hatchin a plot;
And Attolia jumped in with her own scheme,
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what.”
"I bet you didn't know it,
But I’m a manipulator too;
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.”
“Now you wind Eddis up real good,
But give Attolia her due;
I bet my crown of gold, against your soul,
'Cuz I think I'm better than you."
“Some call me Eugenedies,
And it might be a sin;
But I'll take your bet, you’re gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm the best that's ever been."
[Bridge]
Gen you keep your secrets close and play your angle hard,
The Mede’s broke loose in Sounis and Attolia holds the cards;
And if you lose you’ll end up like Eugenedies of old,
But if you win, Attolia gets your soul.
[Ode to Eugenidies]
Attolia snapped her finger,
And said, "I'll start this show;"
And the Mede hatched an evil plot,
Her country he’d o’er throw.
But she pulled that Mede across her schemes,
And he made an evil hiss;
Then the Thief of Eddis joined in,
And it sounded something like this.
[Attolia’s Solo]
When Attolia finished, Gen said,
Now in ninety days or none;
I’ll halve the guard, roll Costis hard,
‘n put the ‘Dites on the run.
Fire on the mountain, Eddis is done,
The Mede sent assassins, Sophos has run;
Sejanus and the lap dogs, pickin' out clothes,
Costis in another fight, hatin’ his post.
[Gen’s Solo]
Attolia bowed her head,
because she knew that she'd been beat;
And she laid that golden crown,
on the ground in her defeat.
Gen said, "Irene there’s two more books,
if you ever want to try again;
but I told you once, Attolia my love,
I'm the best that's ever been."
And Gen said,
Fire on the mountain, Eddis is done,
Helen married Sophos, The Mede’s undone;
Sejanus in the pokey, pickin’ his nose,
Costis got his butt kicked, Gen has won.
(Prediction Time)
Fire on the mountain, Eddis is done,
Helen and Sophos, babies will come;
Costis on a mission to Mede’s o’er throw,
Into Eugenedies, Gen will grow.
[Forgive the edits, my wife and I are new to Live Journal, didn't know about lj-cut.]