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May 06, 2006 23:03

so what did i see today as i was driving home from work? a man, FUCKING JERKING OFF. yes. thats right. driving down East Bound 80, jerking off. at first, i thought he was just really into the music and drumming along, and then, i realized as he got closer, that this motion was far too repeatative to be drumming, no no, this was jerking off.

He then LICKS HIS HAND and continues. oh my god. i saw o-faces, and more hand licking and more masturbating. oh my god.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

i, melissa gamache, acutally felt violated.

for fucks sake, it wasnt even fucking dark.

i really wanted to throw something at him, or tell him he was a fucking dirty bastard, but, he got off the freeway while i was in the middle of dry heaving.

EW.

EDIT*

-this man was pushing 60, 275-ish lbs, and hairy. just disgusting all around. so no puga, there IS something wrong with this human jerking off on the freeway
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