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[queensnags]

Yesterday, I was horrible with my eating habits... and I am not just talking about eating unhealthy food

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[ex_zakh565]

I drank a beer in the shower. You still win though.

[queensnags]

Is that your only claim to fame? I've heard this story six times now and it doesn't get funnier.

[ex_zakh565]

Obviously it's not as good as running around bragging who you'd have anal sex with. I concede to your greatness.

[queensnags]

Aw, so sweet...but don't write yourself off completely; nearly boinking a married woman with children and having a crazy internet stalker isn't exactly something to scoff at, my dear.

Amateur hour, pish-posh.

[ex_zakh565]

It's brag-worthy! duh.
Did I mention I took a shower with a beer?