it's rare
1) elizabeth loves without hesitance conviction or pretense. i know that when she looks at me she sees leila and onlly that. she has never once in our three years together mentioned race or skin color in relation to us. (excusing seattle where we were harassed several times for being an interracial lesbian couple. those basards made her cry)
2)cammy kissed a girl!! i saw it with my own eyes!
3) you know those girls who are all "my boyfriend really likes that blahblah" but they have no idea what their actual preferences are? and then they go to nightclubs all hopped up on tranquilizers/ special k an shit after squeezing themselves into jeans meant for a 14 year-old girl that make big hunks of assmeat flap out the sides while dancing to "sexyback"? ... not too fond of them to be honest.
4)if "anything" should prevent my family from coming to visit me i will deliver a wrath that only my mother and a fewdoctors have seen.
5) you know what goes in those quote marks
6)it's nice to have a dad (burn on you, orphans!)
7)beaker says no!
8)why must my farts smell like baby shit? how can something so horrible come out of something so pretty?
9) i want a metallic pink tazer to go with the metallic pink razr!
10)all the snow is gone! and i didn't get a picture of the snowman lying on the ground with an empty bottle of jager in his hand. he had celery stick Xs for eyes.
2)cammy kissed a girl!! i saw it with my own eyes!
3) you know those girls who are all "my boyfriend really likes that blahblah" but they have no idea what their actual preferences are? and then they go to nightclubs all hopped up on tranquilizers/ special k an shit after squeezing themselves into jeans meant for a 14 year-old girl that make big hunks of assmeat flap out the sides while dancing to "sexyback"? ... not too fond of them to be honest.
4)if "anything" should prevent my family from coming to visit me i will deliver a wrath that only my mother and a fewdoctors have seen.
5) you know what goes in those quote marks
6)it's nice to have a dad (burn on you, orphans!)
7)beaker says no!
8)why must my farts smell like baby shit? how can something so horrible come out of something so pretty?
9) i want a metallic pink tazer to go with the metallic pink razr!
10)all the snow is gone! and i didn't get a picture of the snowman lying on the ground with an empty bottle of jager in his hand. he had celery stick Xs for eyes.