beyarrgh
soo, my aunt and uncle are all "use the extra money to order food !!" insisting that i order out every night and giving me a website where you can order online and have it delivered. now, i was all "that's silly. one kid is on the bottle so i'd only be feeding miku and i." but i was tired and caved when i picked up the kids from school. two hours after ordering food, with a wet five month old and a starving three year old, after being hung up on twice while attempting to give directions to the driver: i'm spelling out street names and directions trying to get the driver to their house. now telegraph hill is confusing, but i shouldn't have been hung up on twice while trying to set them up for success.
and of course the food was cold and they fucked some shit up. y'all know i'm all about the food service proletariate, but shit. fuck this noise. mostly mad 'cause he was polite to me only after i fetched a crying asian baby while trying to pay him. somethings rotten in denmark...
but anywho, now that the kids are in bed i want buffy to make me a baby in about... seven years. yeah, that seems right. they are soo effing good and pure, i want to cover them in mayo and swallow them whole like some kind of post-partum crazed maniac. miku is cute as fuck and rio is a wild card. as my mom said "you never know which direction she's going to stare in next"
sheeit, better go if'n imma be up at 7:30 to take the kids to daycare. holla love you all.13 days to go.
and of course the food was cold and they fucked some shit up. y'all know i'm all about the food service proletariate, but shit. fuck this noise. mostly mad 'cause he was polite to me only after i fetched a crying asian baby while trying to pay him. somethings rotten in denmark...
but anywho, now that the kids are in bed i want buffy to make me a baby in about... seven years. yeah, that seems right. they are soo effing good and pure, i want to cover them in mayo and swallow them whole like some kind of post-partum crazed maniac. miku is cute as fuck and rio is a wild card. as my mom said "you never know which direction she's going to stare in next"
sheeit, better go if'n imma be up at 7:30 to take the kids to daycare. holla love you all.13 days to go.