sheeit
oy vey,
my throat hurts and i'm drinking chikin broth. and buffy isn't here to make me yummy soup or liste to me whine about how much my throat hurtz. nyah! my baby!!!
elimi-date is comprised not only of those karmically doomed girls whose innards you wanted to boil in high school, but also that semi cute boy who got all weird after he drank antifreeze to win a bet with his football buddies. for christs sake, don't let them breed!
and also, i kind of want paris hilton to get pregnant so she'll wake the fuck up, but i wouldn't want to resign a child to that kind of fate. so i really just hope she gets a painful std. one that stings when she pees, and hopefully some kind of face sore.
sorry, i just get kind of bitter when i have a cold and when i'm working three jobs, often working doubles and my kinfolk are struggling much harder and have been for years. and every time paris farts, african diamonds pop out of her barbie-stye asshole and she gets another movie contract. but who knows, maybe she's smart enough to realize that her life is a vaccuous hell hole and she picks up a book once in a while. but fuck her anyway.
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and fuck any and everyone else who ever, for any reason made us feel like not being an "it" girl put us at a deficit or being one put us above being good people.
more chikin juice!
my throat hurts and i'm drinking chikin broth. and buffy isn't here to make me yummy soup or liste to me whine about how much my throat hurtz. nyah! my baby!!!
elimi-date is comprised not only of those karmically doomed girls whose innards you wanted to boil in high school, but also that semi cute boy who got all weird after he drank antifreeze to win a bet with his football buddies. for christs sake, don't let them breed!
and also, i kind of want paris hilton to get pregnant so she'll wake the fuck up, but i wouldn't want to resign a child to that kind of fate. so i really just hope she gets a painful std. one that stings when she pees, and hopefully some kind of face sore.
sorry, i just get kind of bitter when i have a cold and when i'm working three jobs, often working doubles and my kinfolk are struggling much harder and have been for years. and every time paris farts, african diamonds pop out of her barbie-stye asshole and she gets another movie contract. but who knows, maybe she's smart enough to realize that her life is a vaccuous hell hole and she picks up a book once in a while. but fuck her anyway.
e
and fuck any and everyone else who ever, for any reason made us feel like not being an "it" girl put us at a deficit or being one put us above being good people.
more chikin juice!