Song Lyrics Analyzed
So I dug out my Live "Secret Samadhi" CD and I decided to google the lyrics of a song that has always baffled me:
My perceived lyrics: "Angel don't you have some bagels in my oven...lady don't you know a man when you see one?"
Actual lyrics: Angel don't you have some bagels in my oven...lady don't you know a man when you see one?"
I can't believe I was actually right, but they REALLY DO sing this. Wtf does it mean?
And later in the same song:
My perceived lyrics: "An Ital-ee-an soldier with a loaded gun..."
Actual lyrics: "Anal, tight-assed soldier with that dogged heart..."
I think the actual lyrics are actually worse than my perceived ones here.
And I had to google for this one too, in heavy rotation on 94.9 the sound:
My Perceived lyrics:
"I'm in love with two sisters; only workboots can decide whose bed I share toni-ee-i-ight...and the cold Mister Mister has got me in his sights...if he shoots me down he has every right."
Actual lyrics: ""I'm in love with two sisters; only weapons can decide whose bed I share toni-ee-i-ight...and the cold Mister Mister has got me in his sights...if he shoots me down he has every right."
My perceived lyrics: "Angel don't you have some bagels in my oven...lady don't you know a man when you see one?"
Actual lyrics: Angel don't you have some bagels in my oven...lady don't you know a man when you see one?"
I can't believe I was actually right, but they REALLY DO sing this. Wtf does it mean?
And later in the same song:
My perceived lyrics: "An Ital-ee-an soldier with a loaded gun..."
Actual lyrics: "Anal, tight-assed soldier with that dogged heart..."
I think the actual lyrics are actually worse than my perceived ones here.
And I had to google for this one too, in heavy rotation on 94.9 the sound:
My Perceived lyrics:
"I'm in love with two sisters; only workboots can decide whose bed I share toni-ee-i-ight...and the cold Mister Mister has got me in his sights...if he shoots me down he has every right."
Actual lyrics: ""I'm in love with two sisters; only weapons can decide whose bed I share toni-ee-i-ight...and the cold Mister Mister has got me in his sights...if he shoots me down he has every right."