002 [Video]

Oct 08, 2010 20:27

[Hey everyone, here's Vince. He still looks just beat to shit. His face is a mess of bruises and he may look just a little bit hungover. He has a stash in his closet, don't be hatin'. He does his best to just look amused at the situation ( Read more... )

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 02:29:46 UTC
Weed?

[He has no idea. Stoner slang was not required for any of the holosuite programs he ran.]

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 03:03:05 UTC
Yeah, man. Weed. Y'know. A little toke. Mary Jane.

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Toke = Also a huge tip given my gamblers, which Data would know more empirical_data October 9 2010, 03:08:32 UTC
Would a little toke not be an oxymoron? And who is Mary Jane?

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LOL Awesome! queensboulevard October 9 2010, 03:18:59 UTC
It's marijuana, man.

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 03:30:14 UTC
...Are you gravely ill as well as injured?

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:03:40 UTC
Nope.

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 04:08:25 UTC
[He finds that peculiar, because the components of marijuana he knows of are processed and used medicinally rather than recreationally.]

...Ah. [That's his "I'm too confused for any more questions response."]

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:09:29 UTC
Ah?

What're you, some kinda porn star? I would know. I met one. He was a complete asshole.

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 04:11:45 UTC
Ah. As in I do not understand but I will accept the answer... How... did you reach the conclusion that... you have?

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:12:51 UTC
Fine, whatever man. It wasn't a totally unreasonable conclusion.

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 04:18:08 UTC
[Boggled. Just... boggled.

Vince, you have rendered the android speechless.

He has so many questions, but he knows these questions will begin more questions and it will be an endless loop.]

May I ask, first of all... other than apparently being an "asshole", how do I bear a resemblance to a porn star?

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:21:20 UTC
[Vince takes this as a special point of pride. c:]

It was the "ah" thing. Only fucking pricks say that.

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 04:22:55 UTC
And the overuse of expletives is not?

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:25:18 UTC
What, are you some kind of prude?

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empirical_data October 9 2010, 04:27:25 UTC
Yes.

[And now the unpleasant reminder one of the only two people he's had sex with in his life is being scary aboard this ship. He should have taken Dorian up on his offer just to make her not the last time.]

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queensboulevard October 9 2010, 04:31:35 UTC
[Pause. He hasn't ever actually gotten that answer before.]

At least your honest.

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