001 [Video]

[queensboulevard]

[The camera flicks on and the Barge has the joy of seeing this beat-to-shit face. Vince is quite angry, frown set firm underneath the bruising and blood.]

I told you. It wasn't my fucking coke! What the fuck is going on? I don't do coke. I've never done it and I don't plan on ever fucking doing it! Now you can send me right back home and I'll

Comments

Voice

[inhumandog]

[Pause...pause...pause...]

No. Oh no, this isn't happening.

Re: Voice

[queensboulevard]

Tell me about it. I can't get anyone on my phone.

Re: Voice

[inhumandog]

And you won't. Those things don't work here.

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[queensboulevard]

I'm pretty sure they do, man.

Re: Voice

[inhumandog]

Keep trying, then. Maybe if you get really close to the deck...and jump off of it, you'll be able to use it.

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[queensboulevard]

Yeah, that's real funny.

Re: Voice - 2/2

[queensboulevard]

Who the fuck are you?

Video

[inhumandog]

[And now he flips on the camera and grins.]

Who do you think?

Re: Video

[queensboulevard]

[Vince stares at Iago for a moment before he just gives up.]

An asshole who thinks wearing my face is cool.

[Pause.]

Are you the fucking stalker who was stealing my underwear?

Video

[inhumandog]

Wearing your face?

And no. I was here first. So I believe that...you are the one who is...stalking...me.

Re: Video

[queensboulevard]

No, I don't think so. I'm the famous movie star, you're the nothing asshole pretending to be me.

Re: Video

[inhumandog]

Of course the one person who has my face...acts like you. [And he turns off the feed.]

Voice

[queensboulevard]

Yeah, fucking nice to meet you too, dickhead.

Re: Voice

[inhumandog]

[Just silence. He's off throwing a fit.]

Re: Voice

[queensboulevard]

Fine. Don't fucking answer me. I'm calling the cops.