The funniest joke I've ever made up (Harry Potter Nerds Only)
Today, Saturday, the 21st of July, millions of UPS, FedEx, and Postal Service workers are busily delivering the oodles of pre-ordered copies of the latest and last entry into the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
So, what Hogwartian House would these delivery people belong to?
Slytherin: while they talk about their packages, they prefer to speak Parcel-tongue.
*bows in response to the uproarious applause*
Just in case you were wondering, this joke replaces the Pirate joke I made up as the funniest I've ever done. I am eminently proud of myself. Huzzah. Huzzah.
Oh God, I can't stop laughing, that's so funny.
Have I mentioned that I've gone completely without sleep for the past three-and-a-half days? No? Well I have.
So, what Hogwartian House would these delivery people belong to?
Slytherin: while they talk about their packages, they prefer to speak Parcel-tongue.
*bows in response to the uproarious applause*
Just in case you were wondering, this joke replaces the Pirate joke I made up as the funniest I've ever done. I am eminently proud of myself. Huzzah. Huzzah.
Oh God, I can't stop laughing, that's so funny.
Have I mentioned that I've gone completely without sleep for the past three-and-a-half days? No? Well I have.