Teehee!
Family is so FUNNY sometimes. My aunt's ex-husband died last week. My dad called me to tell me about the excitement at the funeral. Apparently the cops showed up, because my druggie cousin had pissed off some lady at the dollar store on the way to the funeral, so the lady called the cops and told them my cousin stole her purse. They really ought to take this stuff on Jerry Springer or something. The absolute funniest part was that when the cops showed up, everybody thought it was for a DIFFERENT reason - they all assumed my aunt had just broken out of the psych ward.