Klaine and Captain Crack Harkness
Monday
DivaBoy[1:15]: WHY CAN’T THIS SCHOOL HOLD DOWN A DECENT HISTORY TEACHER!?!
Warbler01[2:00]: Something wrong bb?
DB[2:02]: Sorry, it’s nothing. We have a new sub in History and his name is Mr. Harkness but he wants us to call him “the Captain”…which pretty much explains everything right there.
W[2:02]: ??? Weird…
DB[2:03]: He also essentially called Santana a slut. Which is TOTALLY TRUE *ahem ahem* but still NOT COOL.
DB[2:03]: B/c she’s in Glee Club.
W[2:03]: I see.
DB[2:05]: On a side note: you should wear suspenders and riding boots more often.
W[2:05]: ??
TUESDAY
DB[3:00]: EWWWWWW! Santana totes hooked up with Mr Harkness!
W[3:00]: Are you sure? How do you know??
DB[3:00]: She told everyone just now!!
DB[3:01]: Oh god, now Rachel’s threatening to tell ms Pillsbury.
W[3:02]: That might not be a bad idea…
DB[3:02]: Right. I forgot that when Rachel says anything it’s **written in gold** :I
W[3:03]: :(
DB[3:04]: :(
W[3:04]: *sigh* do u have any idea how ridiculous it is for u to b jealous of Rachel?
DB[3:04]: ...anyway
W[3:04]: I’m serious Kurt. You’re really special <3
DB[3:06]: :) Blushing doesn’t go w/ this outfit you know…
W[3:06]: I’ll try to contain myself :)
DB[3:06]: Aww! Shoot, mr Schue is here, gtg!
THURSDAY
W[4:00]: So did Rachel alert the authorities?
DB[4:00]: Thank god no.
DB[4:01]: Finn convinced her Santana was lying (I am NOT CONVINCED :P)
DB[4:01]: Especially b/c he checks out everyone in class.
W[4:02]: Everyone? ;)
DB[4:02]: EVERY.ONE.
W[4:03]: 8O
DB[4:03]: IKR!?
W[4:03]: Well that’s…progressive.
W[4:04]: Is he at least a good teacher?
DB[4:04]: Um…
DB[4:05]: He’s pretty good. I’m just not sure all the things he’s teaching us…happened.
W[4:05]: Like?
DB[4:06]: Like, is it true that Cleopatra had mind control?
W[4:06]: Um. No.
W[4:06]: Definitely not.
DB[4:07]: Right. That’s what I thought but he was talking about it like he KNEW her and REALLY thought she did.
W[4:08]: Well, ppl at the time might have THOUGHT she did, because she could manipulate ppl so well…but mind control is not a real thing.
DB[4:09]: I know MIND control isn’t, but I was never SURE that was what he was saying anyway.
DB[4:09]: It was weird. And he was talking about how she would sleep with all these guys and then they did whatever she said because she like…bit them or something.
DB[4:10]: idk.
W[4:10]: There’s no such thing as sex-control either.
DB[4:11]: Ew.
W[4:11]: Or like, sex parasites or whatever you’re talking about…
DB[4:11]: Stop texting me about sex I don’t want to hear it!
W[4:12]: *ROLLING MY EYES SO HARD AT U*
DB[4:12]: If you’re going to be crude I’m not going to keep texting u :(
W[4:13]: I’m sorry <3
W[4:13]: Can I make it up to you with a movie tomorrow night :) ?
DB[4:13]: Ok! :D
FRIDAY
DB[2:01]: I hate Cpt CRACK!!!
W[2:01]: Oh no! Why??
DB[2:01]: He gave me detention b/c I told everyone Atlantis doesn’t exist :(
DB[2:02]: and now I can’t make our movie tonight L L
W[2:03]: Aww! Courage!
DB[2:03]: SHUT UP BLAINE!
W[6:00]: So how’d it go?
W[6:15]: Kurt?
W[6:31]: :(?
DB[11:30]: 8I
W[11:32]: Speaking to me again? :)
DB[11:33]: I just had a very very weird detention.
W[11:34]: haha more alien invasions?
DB[11:35]: Umm….
DB[11:35]: Yeah.
W[11:36]: haha this guy sounds weird :P
DB[11:37]: A dinosaur flew up to our window and tried to lick him.
W[11:37]: Pardon?
DB[11:38]: And then he OPENED the window to LET IT IN and he was talking to it and getting really excited and like practically crying and everything
W[11:38]:-I think autocorrect is messing with us because it still sounds like you’re talking about a dinosaur :P
DB[11:39]: It was a TETRADANYL or a PETRADACTLE or-idk THEY DON’T TEACH US SCIENCE IN LIMA, OHIO!!
W[11:40]: 8I
DB[11:40]: And then he was singing (BEAUTIFUL voice btw finally he gets interesting as he’s leaving :P)
DB[11:40]: And laughing and talking about having to “get to LA, right now!!” and then he
W[11:42]: ?
W[11:43]: DID HE KISS YOU TOO??
DB[11:44]: …a little.
W[11:44]: 8I
DB[11:44]: I told you it was a weird day.
W[11:45]: 8I
DB[11:46]: Will you come over?
W[11:46]: Yes!
DivaBoy[1:15]: WHY CAN’T THIS SCHOOL HOLD DOWN A DECENT HISTORY TEACHER!?!
Warbler01[2:00]: Something wrong bb?
DB[2:02]: Sorry, it’s nothing. We have a new sub in History and his name is Mr. Harkness but he wants us to call him “the Captain”…which pretty much explains everything right there.
W[2:02]: ??? Weird…
DB[2:03]: He also essentially called Santana a slut. Which is TOTALLY TRUE *ahem ahem* but still NOT COOL.
DB[2:03]: B/c she’s in Glee Club.
W[2:03]: I see.
DB[2:05]: On a side note: you should wear suspenders and riding boots more often.
W[2:05]: ??
TUESDAY
DB[3:00]: EWWWWWW! Santana totes hooked up with Mr Harkness!
W[3:00]: Are you sure? How do you know??
DB[3:00]: She told everyone just now!!
DB[3:01]: Oh god, now Rachel’s threatening to tell ms Pillsbury.
W[3:02]: That might not be a bad idea…
DB[3:02]: Right. I forgot that when Rachel says anything it’s **written in gold** :I
W[3:03]: :(
DB[3:04]: :(
W[3:04]: *sigh* do u have any idea how ridiculous it is for u to b jealous of Rachel?
DB[3:04]: ...anyway
W[3:04]: I’m serious Kurt. You’re really special <3
DB[3:06]: :) Blushing doesn’t go w/ this outfit you know…
W[3:06]: I’ll try to contain myself :)
DB[3:06]: Aww! Shoot, mr Schue is here, gtg!
THURSDAY
W[4:00]: So did Rachel alert the authorities?
DB[4:00]: Thank god no.
DB[4:01]: Finn convinced her Santana was lying (I am NOT CONVINCED :P)
DB[4:01]: Especially b/c he checks out everyone in class.
W[4:02]: Everyone? ;)
DB[4:02]: EVERY.ONE.
W[4:03]: 8O
DB[4:03]: IKR!?
W[4:03]: Well that’s…progressive.
W[4:04]: Is he at least a good teacher?
DB[4:04]: Um…
DB[4:05]: He’s pretty good. I’m just not sure all the things he’s teaching us…happened.
W[4:05]: Like?
DB[4:06]: Like, is it true that Cleopatra had mind control?
W[4:06]: Um. No.
W[4:06]: Definitely not.
DB[4:07]: Right. That’s what I thought but he was talking about it like he KNEW her and REALLY thought she did.
W[4:08]: Well, ppl at the time might have THOUGHT she did, because she could manipulate ppl so well…but mind control is not a real thing.
DB[4:09]: I know MIND control isn’t, but I was never SURE that was what he was saying anyway.
DB[4:09]: It was weird. And he was talking about how she would sleep with all these guys and then they did whatever she said because she like…bit them or something.
DB[4:10]: idk.
W[4:10]: There’s no such thing as sex-control either.
DB[4:11]: Ew.
W[4:11]: Or like, sex parasites or whatever you’re talking about…
DB[4:11]: Stop texting me about sex I don’t want to hear it!
W[4:12]: *ROLLING MY EYES SO HARD AT U*
DB[4:12]: If you’re going to be crude I’m not going to keep texting u :(
W[4:13]: I’m sorry <3
W[4:13]: Can I make it up to you with a movie tomorrow night :) ?
DB[4:13]: Ok! :D
FRIDAY
DB[2:01]: I hate Cpt CRACK!!!
W[2:01]: Oh no! Why??
DB[2:01]: He gave me detention b/c I told everyone Atlantis doesn’t exist :(
DB[2:02]: and now I can’t make our movie tonight L L
W[2:03]: Aww! Courage!
DB[2:03]: SHUT UP BLAINE!
W[6:00]: So how’d it go?
W[6:15]: Kurt?
W[6:31]: :(?
DB[11:30]: 8I
W[11:32]: Speaking to me again? :)
DB[11:33]: I just had a very very weird detention.
W[11:34]: haha more alien invasions?
DB[11:35]: Umm….
DB[11:35]: Yeah.
W[11:36]: haha this guy sounds weird :P
DB[11:37]: A dinosaur flew up to our window and tried to lick him.
W[11:37]: Pardon?
DB[11:38]: And then he OPENED the window to LET IT IN and he was talking to it and getting really excited and like practically crying and everything
W[11:38]:-I think autocorrect is messing with us because it still sounds like you’re talking about a dinosaur :P
DB[11:39]: It was a TETRADANYL or a PETRADACTLE or-idk THEY DON’T TEACH US SCIENCE IN LIMA, OHIO!!
W[11:40]: 8I
DB[11:40]: And then he was singing (BEAUTIFUL voice btw finally he gets interesting as he’s leaving :P)
DB[11:40]: And laughing and talking about having to “get to LA, right now!!” and then he
W[11:42]: ?
W[11:43]: DID HE KISS YOU TOO??
DB[11:44]: …a little.
W[11:44]: 8I
DB[11:44]: I told you it was a weird day.
W[11:45]: 8I
DB[11:46]: Will you come over?
W[11:46]: Yes!