Third Blade

[queenofthezerg]

[A distance from the castle, you may notice something that looks a little different. Where there was once a valley of barren rock, there is now what can be best described as a horrible sin against nature. The hatchery in the bank vault has (somehow) been transported out here, along with the rest of the stuff in there. The whole valley is coated

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[bahamukokuu]

*Lands with a boom. Okuu then looks at her feet.

What is this goo? Yuck, disgusting. I guess I'll burn it...

*She proceeds to burn it, being as she applied to being the Executive Officer of Waste Disposal, and even though she has not been accepted yet, she still acts like she has the job

[queenofthezerg]

*Various horrible beasts burst out of the ground itself and start swarming towards Reiuji, have some hydralisk spine danmaku.*

[bahamukokuu]

Huh, you guys are ugly.

*Flies into the air, and drops a miniature sun on them

The hive cluster is under attack!

[queenofthezerg]

*Dozens of Hydralisks wither away under the intense heat. That was enough to get the attention of some more dangerous things.*

*Voice in your head*: Leave this place or I. Will. END. You.

Re: The hive cluster is under attack!

[bahamukokuu]

Huh, why is there a voice in my head? Are you my conscience?

[queenofthezerg]

...Do I do it? It would be so much simpler. No, I can do better.

I am the one who rules this place, and you are killing my children.

[bahamukokuu]

Your children? I didn't kill any children, just a bunch of Aliens. Unless... those were just very ugly humans! Oh, I am sorry. I did not know. I was just trying to do my job of cleaning trash when they attacked.

[queenofthezerg]

Goddammit, they're figuratively my children.

[bahamukokuu]

So they were just in the figure of your children? I didn't even know my conscience could have children. Does that mean I have children?

*Okuu, of course, is confused

[queenofthezerg]

I'm not your conscience! Look! I'm right down there on the ground! I'm WAVING at you!

And now I'm giving you ten seconds to get out of here before the mutalisks move in and fill you full of holes.

[bahamukokuu]

*She looks down and see's her. She then waves back.

Hi! But I'm supposed to clean. if I leave, do you guy's promise to keep this place clean?

[queenofthezerg]

You could just kill her. It would probably be simpler.

But no, you are still too weak.

Yes. We promise to keep this place clean. There will be no waste in this valley.

[bahamukokuu]

Ok then. That makes my job easier.

But why are you living out her miss insect lady?

[queenofthezerg]

Because this all wouldn't have fit in the tiny rooms that they gave us.

[bahamukokuu]

Yeah, the room is too small for all of this... but where do you sleep? there is no bed here...

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[queenofthezerg]

I don't really need to sleep.