Pirate-Ninja: The Feud Continues Still.
So, I went to the Ren Fest today....Or I guess, yesterday.
It was awesome. I went with Momma, Tabs, and Aaron. Everyone thought that Aaron was my boyfriend (ick) so I didn't get hit on a lot. That's one of the best things about going there. But Tabs said that I got hit on a lot through Aaron. Fucking boys.
Anyways it was still awesome. Am nearly finished getting my garb together. Wore amazing boots....that have made my toes now unfeeling. I'm completely serious. I cannot feel my right index toe. It's REALLY scary.
This weekend's theme was the Buccaneer Brew Fest, so, of course, there were tons of drunk pirates, myself included. (I wasn't drunk, more just compliant and happy because of a morning pick-me-up. Trust me, I needed it. I had to wake up at 9 AM which I purposefully haven't done in over a month.) We were just wandering around and all of a sudden, Tabitha sees a ninja. And so I go on a big huge rant about how much ninjas suck and how retarded they are to show up at the BUCCANEER Brew Fest and that I don't think ninjas even existed in the rennaisance and did the Japanese even have a rennaisance, when she suddenly gives me an odd look.
I look over and there are three 'ninjas' glaring at me. Thinking back on it, I would have thought that I would have just started blushing and be totally embarrased.
But no, Ren Fest brings out the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) in me.
I just start laughing. I nearly cannot breathe and it wasn't just because my bodice was very tight. So, while I'm still laugh, one of them comes into the shop we're in and stands next to us. I'm still laughing and he starts glaring. Then, I hear him grumble 'Pirate...'
Without missing a beat, I say 'Yeah, no shit. You're surrounded by them.' (Ah, and the lovely Aaron just bursts out laughing.) Clearly being defeated, the douche in the ninja costume leaves the shop. I look at a couple sweet looking mugs.
Then, I get the feeling that I'm being stared at. I look up. And I see another goddamn retarded ass ninja staring/glaring at me. He continues glaring at me , then, I can hear him say, muffled behind his stupid mask, 'Pirate.' So, Crazy!Asia takes over again and says...no, shouts 'YEAH! YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT!' I guess I kind of scared him with my reaction because he, very slowly, backed away. Yes, I would have fought him. And yes, he did have a sword..or katana...or whatever else stupid thing they have. But I still would have fought him.
I still smell like Ren Fest and I've completely changed my clothes.
Oh, and having some guy wash your hands with rose water and give you a hand massage is a luxury I would like to have every day.
I can't wait til next week when I get to go again. Lol.
So, I guess the moral of my story is...Mother fuckin ninjas shouldn't fuck with mother fuckin Anastasia Hobart?
(Who would want to be a ninja anyway!? You always have to be silent and alone. Pirates are loud, rude, rowady. You can pillage, steal, drink, sail, and rape (although, I doubt I'd have to rape anyone) all the live long day. Definitely the life for me.)
It was awesome. I went with Momma, Tabs, and Aaron. Everyone thought that Aaron was my boyfriend (ick) so I didn't get hit on a lot. That's one of the best things about going there. But Tabs said that I got hit on a lot through Aaron. Fucking boys.
Anyways it was still awesome. Am nearly finished getting my garb together. Wore amazing boots....that have made my toes now unfeeling. I'm completely serious. I cannot feel my right index toe. It's REALLY scary.
This weekend's theme was the Buccaneer Brew Fest, so, of course, there were tons of drunk pirates, myself included. (I wasn't drunk, more just compliant and happy because of a morning pick-me-up. Trust me, I needed it. I had to wake up at 9 AM which I purposefully haven't done in over a month.) We were just wandering around and all of a sudden, Tabitha sees a ninja. And so I go on a big huge rant about how much ninjas suck and how retarded they are to show up at the BUCCANEER Brew Fest and that I don't think ninjas even existed in the rennaisance and did the Japanese even have a rennaisance, when she suddenly gives me an odd look.
I look over and there are three 'ninjas' glaring at me. Thinking back on it, I would have thought that I would have just started blushing and be totally embarrased.
But no, Ren Fest brings out the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) in me.
I just start laughing. I nearly cannot breathe and it wasn't just because my bodice was very tight. So, while I'm still laugh, one of them comes into the shop we're in and stands next to us. I'm still laughing and he starts glaring. Then, I hear him grumble 'Pirate...'
Without missing a beat, I say 'Yeah, no shit. You're surrounded by them.' (Ah, and the lovely Aaron just bursts out laughing.) Clearly being defeated, the douche in the ninja costume leaves the shop. I look at a couple sweet looking mugs.
Then, I get the feeling that I'm being stared at. I look up. And I see another goddamn retarded ass ninja staring/glaring at me. He continues glaring at me , then, I can hear him say, muffled behind his stupid mask, 'Pirate.' So, Crazy!Asia takes over again and says...no, shouts 'YEAH! YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT!' I guess I kind of scared him with my reaction because he, very slowly, backed away. Yes, I would have fought him. And yes, he did have a sword..or katana...or whatever else stupid thing they have. But I still would have fought him.
I still smell like Ren Fest and I've completely changed my clothes.
Oh, and having some guy wash your hands with rose water and give you a hand massage is a luxury I would like to have every day.
I can't wait til next week when I get to go again. Lol.
So, I guess the moral of my story is...Mother fuckin ninjas shouldn't fuck with mother fuckin Anastasia Hobart?
(Who would want to be a ninja anyway!? You always have to be silent and alone. Pirates are loud, rude, rowady. You can pillage, steal, drink, sail, and rape (although, I doubt I'd have to rape anyone) all the live long day. Definitely the life for me.)