You can't act like we didn't see this coming...
Every day I hate men a little more.
And not in an angry, feminazi, ball-busting kind of way. I just don't like being in the company of men. Any men. They make me feel bored and irritated. It kinda sucks, because some of my best friends have dangly parts, and it's hard to maintain a friendship with even the most likable man when you have an inexplicable adverse reaction to testosterone. Or whatever. In any case, the result is that I'm being anti-social today. I don't have the energy to pretend I like everybody, and I also don't feel like pissing everyone off by being a misanthropic bitch.
In my defense, though, I wouldn't be this anti-social if everybody didn't suck so much.
And not in an angry, feminazi, ball-busting kind of way. I just don't like being in the company of men. Any men. They make me feel bored and irritated. It kinda sucks, because some of my best friends have dangly parts, and it's hard to maintain a friendship with even the most likable man when you have an inexplicable adverse reaction to testosterone. Or whatever. In any case, the result is that I'm being anti-social today. I don't have the energy to pretend I like everybody, and I also don't feel like pissing everyone off by being a misanthropic bitch.
In my defense, though, I wouldn't be this anti-social if everybody didn't suck so much.