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[queenofspades89]

Stolen from purewanderlust, who stole it from whiskpirate:

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 3 AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sting ray.
If I were a direction, I’d be North, or perhaps North-Northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chestnut-colored coffee table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be mercury.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be onyx.
If I were a tree, I’d be a pear tree, hopefully partridge-less.
If I were a tool, I’d be a wrench.
If I were a flower, I’d be a snapdragon.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be an early evening snowfall.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harpsichord.
If I were a color, I’d be blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be capricious.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry.
If I were a sound, I would be a dance beat.
If I were an element, I’d be Einsteinium.
If I were a car, I’d be a classic.
If I were a food, I’d be mac and cheese.
If I were a place, I’d be DisneyWorld.
If I were a material, I’d be satin.
If I were a taste, I’d be sesame.
If I were a scent, I’d be berry.