❦ the first rose

Jul 07, 2011 01:17

Action: 1648 Albright Lane

[Man, you know what really sucks after getting to sleep in all nice and comfy like the vampire princess she is? Waking up in a completely different house. Or world for that matter. Really, it didn't take a genius to notice that she was suddenly human or that the situation was quite severe. Limiting powers was one thing, but taking them away completely? Well if that wasn't alarming nothing was.

She didn't even have the luxury of being able to beat her own familiars out of frustration at the situation. Jeez Mayfield, way to be rude.

Which was why housemates would find Rachel sitting at the table, looking rather unimpressed with the whole thing. How much shit did she have to deal with honestly. Upon seeing someone else, she'll call them up immediately.]

You there, come. I'd be much obliged if you could spare a moment to inform me of what in the name of all that is decent is happening now. I'm sure it's not as if you have anything else worthwhile to spend your time on anyways. Unless, of course, you're the one responsible for this situation. [There's a smile. It's the kind that tells you immediately that HOLY SHIT THIS CHICK IS NUTS.] In which case I'm afraid I have another matter to discuss.

Phone

Greetings, dear Mayfield. I have been informed of the details concerning the situation, so thankfully you won't all have to bore me to death with such repetitive manners. However, as a lady it is only proper that I introduce myself. My name is Rachel Alucard, current head of the Alucard family. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

With that out of the way, I have a far more important matter at hand. Is there any establishment in this town or any person that is capable of making quality tea? Surely you all aren't so worthless as to be incapable of even that. While the art of making fine tea is a difficult one, with such a varied bunch here there must be at least one person who can.

I look forward to hearing your responses. Good day.

alucard isn't a hint about vampires nope, i can't even beat gii for this, yeah she's kind of batshit, where is my fucking tea, this is almost as shitty as timeloops, /phone, /action

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