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[queenofplastics]

Sick. I'm going to need a huge-ass can of bug spray and a fly swatter. God- where's the effing Terminator when you need one. This is disgusting.

So who died and left their stupid body rotting? Clean it. If I find another damn bug in my food, I'm going to slap a ho.

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voice;

[has_espn]

Ugh, I hate bugs. They're like flies, only more gross.

voice;

[queenofplastics]

...Right.

Karen, we're going out to buy a crapload of bug spray. Wear your rain boots.

voice;

[has_espn]

Okay.

...The pink one or the purple one?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Pink. With the white skirt.

voice;

[has_espn]

I'll wear those, then.

voice;

[queenofplastics]

We're going to the grocery store to buy a freaking lamb, too.

voice;

[has_espn]

[HAPPY GASP] Are we getting some pets?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

No. We're going to protect ourselves from crazy Bible freaks.

voice;

[has_espn]

Oh my god where are they?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Like, everywhere. I bet it was the cult freak.

voice;

[has_espn]

Ugh, he is so annoying.

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Yeah, you can say that again.

Or I guess we could go to that garden place. Whatever, I just want out of here.

voice;

[has_espn]

Will there be hot gardeners in there?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Half the City's gonna be there, so if not, we'll get some eye candy anyway. Hmm. Not a bad choice.

voice;

[has_espn]

Should we wear something hot?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Something tight but, like, long. Don't want any freaking bug bites all over.