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[queenofplastics]

Sick. I'm going to need a huge-ass can of bug spray and a fly swatter. God- where's the effing Terminator when you need one. This is disgusting.

So who died and left their stupid body rotting? Clean it. If I find another damn bug in my food, I'm going to slap a ho.

Comments

[not_so_smooth]

Seriously, you don't know the story behind all this?

[queenofplastics]

What story? Why should I even care?

[not_so_smooth]

Because this stuff is from the Bible, and you can know how much worse it gets.

1/2

[queenofplastics]

Crap, you're right-

[queenofplastics]

Still don't give a crap. I just want these damn things dead.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, don’t worry, things will be dying in a day or so.

[queenofplastics]

It better be these damn bugs.

[not_so_smooth]

Well, and you if you don’t do the blood on the doorpost thing.

[queenofplastics]

Ugh, this is so retarded.

Fine. This better be for real, or your balls are mine.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeeeaaah, this is what I get for trying to help.

[queenofplastics]

I have to touch dead lamb. If this doesn't work, it's your fault.

[not_so_smooth]

Or you could just go to the part of Xanadu where the curses aren't happening.

[queenofplastics]

You didn't say this earlier why?

[not_so_smooth]

Because I just learned about it.