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[queenofplastics]

All right, bitches.

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[thebearjew]

A cashier? Might wanna aim a little higher.

8.5, but I think I'm too old for you.

[queenofplastics]

It's Karen. She doesn't care.

And age ain't nothing but a number. I'd hit it.

[thebearjew]

In my time, maybe, but from what I've heard about the present time 'guys over 35' aren't really in the 'desirable by younger women' category anymore.

Unless being a war hero changes that.

[queenofplastics]

Ooh, that's hot. So you've got like, a really nice body. I like a man who can handle a gun.

[thebearjew]

More than a gun. Most people chose to surrender or be shot rather than go one-on-one with me and my bat.

[queenofplastics]

A bat? God are you from, like, the Holy Roman Empire or something?

[thebearjew]

...I don't think they had baseball bats back then. World War II.

[queenofplastics]

So, then. Are you like some kinda general?

[thebearjew]

Staff Sergeant of the Basterds.

[queenofplastics]

No idea what that is. Sounds hot, though.

[thebearjew]

Basically the best troop there ever was. We killed Hitler. I shot him.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god that's so impressive.

[thebearjew]

Oh yeah.

[queenofplastics]

Tell me about it. I'm curious.

[thebearjew]

Well, there was a movie premiere on that Hitler was attending, so we went in disguised as Italian cameramen. Then we shot the crap outta Hitler and all his men and set off the bombs to get rid of the leftovers.

And that's how America won World War II.

[queenofplastics]

Didn't he, like, commit suicide? Unless that fatass history teacher totally lied to me.