So I took Devotchka to the vet for a second time because the diarrhea wasn't letting up and she suddenly became so bloated that she looked like she had swallowed a softball.
I took her to the vet where she purred and charmed them all. They did an x-ray and found that she is not only full of gas but that she has packed her stomach with so much food that it is twice it's normal size. I suppose she was trying to beef up after we were saying how tiny she is (not even three pounds).
I can't wait for the new John Waters film. Especially since it is rated NC-17. Yay!
I hung out with
Janyce and she rocks and we took over an hour to make a horrible meal and then by the time we were done, neither of us were hungry. We are so smart! She tried to say that I am Jessica and she is Ashlee but that is so not true. Pssh!
I am having vegan chilli so I guess I should go and make that.
Later cunts!
Devotchka says ....
... pooing alot sucks!