All in the name of science and boredom.

[queenoflorien]

::studies the current Celeborn in custody::

Interesting. Very interesting.

He really does look like Bernadette Peters with those tits. Maybe we should give him some implants. Hmmm.

Anyway, back to business. We need to correct the programming damage from the "Easter cookies and sprinkles and yay juice", or whatever the hell Huggz put in the

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[galadrielph33r]

Right here.

I think we should give him implants. He already acts like a woman.

Maybe we should skip everything and go straight to the knife throwing >:)

[queenoflorien]

Implants are a GREAT idea!

We'll do that if his screams get too high-pitched. Maybe she'll hit his trachea.

[galadrielxiii]

Hit his trachea?

::giggles:: My aim is far too good for that... though it *is* a no vital part...

[queenoflorien]

Well, you could pretend to miss, couldn't you? Surely you're talented enough.

[galadrielxiii]

Wouldn't that be messy?

::giggles:: Although... if we superheated the knives so that they cauterize as they slice...

Fetch the kiln!

[elvengoldmine]

Can't I just surrender and pledge my undying allegiance to you all or something? Really, implants are a bad idea. :( :( I have three babies at home ;______; And a husband!!!!

Please tell Huggz to stop squirting me with the water gun. :(

I'll be good! I'll do all your errands! I'll kidnap the other Celeborn for you all! I am a traitorous fucker if it depends on my life :D :D

((Go on AIM.))

[queenoflorien]

No.

This is more fun.

Sit still.

(( There :D :D))

[elvengoldmine]

;________;

Um....how about I get you a woman :D You like women don't you??? :D :D I could send my grand-daughter over here :D

(( ;) ))

[queenoflorien]

She's my granddaughter too, you fruitbrained moron. And I haven't heard anything about Imladris incest extending to direct ancestry yet.

((This is so deranged because of the icons..))

[elvengoldmine]

So?????

Forget that....

I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!!!!!!

((Deranged is my middle name.))

[queenoflorien]

Oh, who said anything about dying? The implant surgery may be a little experimental, but the rats survived!