::steps onto Shire soil::
::light intensifies, dozens of little half-buried houses are cast in a sickly shade of pea soup green that slowly morphs into a blinding lime::
::whispers hoarsely in a dark, unidentifiable tongue, conjuring forbidden powers long forgotten in this Age::
::lifts her hands to seal the unthinkable curse upon the unwitting inhabitants of the previously peaceful Shire::
::blinding flash as the crazed elf queen unleashes her terrible power::
::satisfied, eeeevil grin:: It is finished.
::vanishes, moving on to continue spreading terror and mayhem, laughing darkly-- and redundantly-- as the terrified screams of hobbits follow her into the ether, each and every halfling household coming into their living rooms to discover........
CLASHING LAMPSHADES!!!!!!!!!::
::whispers hoarsely in a dark, unidentifiable tongue, conjuring forbidden powers long forgotten in this Age::
::lifts her hands to seal the unthinkable curse upon the unwitting inhabitants of the previously peaceful Shire::
::blinding flash as the crazed elf queen unleashes her terrible power::
::satisfied, eeeevil grin:: It is finished.
::vanishes, moving on to continue spreading terror and mayhem, laughing darkly-- and redundantly-- as the terrified screams of hobbits follow her into the ether, each and every halfling household coming into their living rooms to discover........
CLASHING LAMPSHADES!!!!!!!!!::