Dammit, Yoongi
PG-15 | One-shot | Jin/Suga, implied Jin/Jungkook
Seokjin just wants to take a shower
Part of my Diabolik Lovers!AU (AFF)
A/N: So I decided to continue this AU because I love the anime (mostly the seiyuus, but that's beside the point). I intended to make it mainly Jin-centric, but some people wanted a sequel of the previous one with Jin/Jungkook, so I'll keep it that way. Enjoy!
When Seokjin enters the bathroom that conjoins his bedroom, he sighs.
"Yoongi-yah, I can't believe how many times I've said this, but please use your own bathroom. Even though we're both men, I still need my privacy," Seokjin says.
It's not the first time he's found the eldest Min vampire in his bathtub, submerged in water with his clothes fully on, eyes closed, earbuds in.
"Shut up," Yoongi says, "I'm comfortable."
Seokjin shakes his head. He still can't believe how lazy Yoongi is; he's so lazy that he doesn't even bother opening his clothes when he bathes.
"Do you think I care that you're comfortable or not…?" Seokjin says under his breath. He puts his arms on his hips, thinking about a strategy to get Yoongi out that bathtub.
Once, he used force and fell into the bathtub. It was like a fly flying into a Venus fly trap. He fell right into Yoongi's trap and that was how Yoongi drank his blood for the first time. Oh, and it was also Seokjin's first kiss with someone who's male.
The second time, he considered waking him up by throwing a bucketful of ice water on top of his head. It ended like the first time.
He has yet to think about the third strategy. It's hard to think up strategies to make a vampire leave him to his precious bath time when he has better things to think about, like how to survive in a house full of vampires.
"Stop thinking; you're loud even when you're thinking," Yoongi says, bursting Seokjin's bubble of thought.
"Then do me a favor and please leave; I do need to clean up before Namjoon nags me for being late for dinner," Seokjin says, praying to whatever deity he believes in that Yoongi would somehow change his mind and leave.
"You can just clean up while I'm here, can't you?" Yoongi says, "That way I get my bath, you get your shower. Win-win."
Yeah, for you! Seokjin thinks as he grits his teeth in annoyance.
"Yoongi-yah, please. You know how annoying Namjoon is when he nags," Yes, Seokjin has gone so low as to beg Yoongi now. That’s how desperate he is. Even after living with him for so long, Seokjin can never get used to Namjoon, his nagging, and his tendency to threaten Seokjin with “punishments” Seokjin would rather not know. And Seokjin is damn sure that when Namjoon threatens him with punishments, he will give him one. The second son of the Min family is never all-talk, after all. None of the brothers are.
"You're more annoying right now."
"Dammit, Yoongi!" Seokjin growls as he moves forward to forcefully pull Yoongi out of the bathroom, consequences be damned. He tries to pull the vampire out of the water with all the strength he has, and, lo and behold, he ends up in the water, on top of Yoongi. Figures. Of course he would be outmatched by a vampire, no matter how lazy the vampire is. Seokjin is berating himself for his arrogance.
"You, Seokjin-hyung, are a pervert. Did you come in here because you wanna see me naked?" Yoongi asks him, one eye closed, the other looking straight into Seokjin's brown ones with a smirk on his face. Seokjin blushes.
"N-No! I expected my bathroom to be empty, mind you!"
"You know the price of getting me out of here."
Seokjin gulps. He really doesn't want Yoongi to suck his blood, because then Jungkook will get all huffy because then he'll smell Yoongi all over him. And then he'll get more aggressive than usual and Seokjin won't get his beauty sleep.
So yes, Seokjin doesn't want Yoongi to suck his blood. Or any other Min vampires to do that, aside from Jungkook.
"Like I said, you're loud even when you're thinking," Yoongi says, even closer now than ever. Before Seokjin even realizes it, Yoongi's arms are already curled around his body and his lips have landed on his. This particular vampire, for some reason, always kisses him before he drinks from him. Seokjin wriggles in Yoongi's arms, trying to break the kiss, and he manages to do so. He continues to try to escape, but whimpers and leans his head on Yoongi's shoulder when he can feel sharp fangs penetrate his neck, closest to his veins.
There's nothing he can do when a vampire drinks from him. If he tries to push the vampire away from him, it will hurt even more when the fangs exit his flesh. He had to learn that the hard way when Hoseok drank from him the first time.
"Not so loud now, are you, hyung?" Yoongi says as he pulls away. Seokjin can practically feel his smirk even when he refuses to look at the vampire. Yoongi then leans his body against the other end of the bathtub.
Seokjin pants and closes his eyes as he tries to control his heartbeat. Getting fed on does hurt, but when you've lived with 6 vampires for more than a year and is actually dating one for a couple of weeks, you get so used to it that you'll actually feel some kind of pleasure in the bite.
Dear God, when did he become such a masochist?
Oh, right. When he started dating a freaking vampire, that’s when.
"Such a shame…"
Seokjin opens his eyes and looks at Yoongi, who is already standing near the door.
"…what is?"
"You. Such delicious blood, and it's all Jungkook's. I guess I moved too slow. Or that bastard moved too fast."
"Well, at least Jungkook wants me for me and not just my blood," Seokjin says.
Seokjin hears a scoff and suddenly his tired eyes open up wide at Yoongi's next words.
"And you think I don't?"
And then the oldest Min leaves the bathroom, leaving Seokjin inside a half-filled bathtub, soaked to the bone, a hand over his eyes.
"…dammit, Yoongi."
Dinner tonight is going to be even more awkward than usual.
Seokjin just wants to take a shower
Part of my Diabolik Lovers!AU (AFF)
A/N: So I decided to continue this AU because I love the anime (mostly the seiyuus, but that's beside the point). I intended to make it mainly Jin-centric, but some people wanted a sequel of the previous one with Jin/Jungkook, so I'll keep it that way. Enjoy!
When Seokjin enters the bathroom that conjoins his bedroom, he sighs.
"Yoongi-yah, I can't believe how many times I've said this, but please use your own bathroom. Even though we're both men, I still need my privacy," Seokjin says.
It's not the first time he's found the eldest Min vampire in his bathtub, submerged in water with his clothes fully on, eyes closed, earbuds in.
"Shut up," Yoongi says, "I'm comfortable."
Seokjin shakes his head. He still can't believe how lazy Yoongi is; he's so lazy that he doesn't even bother opening his clothes when he bathes.
"Do you think I care that you're comfortable or not…?" Seokjin says under his breath. He puts his arms on his hips, thinking about a strategy to get Yoongi out that bathtub.
Once, he used force and fell into the bathtub. It was like a fly flying into a Venus fly trap. He fell right into Yoongi's trap and that was how Yoongi drank his blood for the first time. Oh, and it was also Seokjin's first kiss with someone who's male.
The second time, he considered waking him up by throwing a bucketful of ice water on top of his head. It ended like the first time.
He has yet to think about the third strategy. It's hard to think up strategies to make a vampire leave him to his precious bath time when he has better things to think about, like how to survive in a house full of vampires.
"Stop thinking; you're loud even when you're thinking," Yoongi says, bursting Seokjin's bubble of thought.
"Then do me a favor and please leave; I do need to clean up before Namjoon nags me for being late for dinner," Seokjin says, praying to whatever deity he believes in that Yoongi would somehow change his mind and leave.
"You can just clean up while I'm here, can't you?" Yoongi says, "That way I get my bath, you get your shower. Win-win."
Yeah, for you! Seokjin thinks as he grits his teeth in annoyance.
"Yoongi-yah, please. You know how annoying Namjoon is when he nags," Yes, Seokjin has gone so low as to beg Yoongi now. That’s how desperate he is. Even after living with him for so long, Seokjin can never get used to Namjoon, his nagging, and his tendency to threaten Seokjin with “punishments” Seokjin would rather not know. And Seokjin is damn sure that when Namjoon threatens him with punishments, he will give him one. The second son of the Min family is never all-talk, after all. None of the brothers are.
"You're more annoying right now."
"Dammit, Yoongi!" Seokjin growls as he moves forward to forcefully pull Yoongi out of the bathroom, consequences be damned. He tries to pull the vampire out of the water with all the strength he has, and, lo and behold, he ends up in the water, on top of Yoongi. Figures. Of course he would be outmatched by a vampire, no matter how lazy the vampire is. Seokjin is berating himself for his arrogance.
"You, Seokjin-hyung, are a pervert. Did you come in here because you wanna see me naked?" Yoongi asks him, one eye closed, the other looking straight into Seokjin's brown ones with a smirk on his face. Seokjin blushes.
"N-No! I expected my bathroom to be empty, mind you!"
"You know the price of getting me out of here."
Seokjin gulps. He really doesn't want Yoongi to suck his blood, because then Jungkook will get all huffy because then he'll smell Yoongi all over him. And then he'll get more aggressive than usual and Seokjin won't get his beauty sleep.
So yes, Seokjin doesn't want Yoongi to suck his blood. Or any other Min vampires to do that, aside from Jungkook.
"Like I said, you're loud even when you're thinking," Yoongi says, even closer now than ever. Before Seokjin even realizes it, Yoongi's arms are already curled around his body and his lips have landed on his. This particular vampire, for some reason, always kisses him before he drinks from him. Seokjin wriggles in Yoongi's arms, trying to break the kiss, and he manages to do so. He continues to try to escape, but whimpers and leans his head on Yoongi's shoulder when he can feel sharp fangs penetrate his neck, closest to his veins.
There's nothing he can do when a vampire drinks from him. If he tries to push the vampire away from him, it will hurt even more when the fangs exit his flesh. He had to learn that the hard way when Hoseok drank from him the first time.
"Not so loud now, are you, hyung?" Yoongi says as he pulls away. Seokjin can practically feel his smirk even when he refuses to look at the vampire. Yoongi then leans his body against the other end of the bathtub.
Seokjin pants and closes his eyes as he tries to control his heartbeat. Getting fed on does hurt, but when you've lived with 6 vampires for more than a year and is actually dating one for a couple of weeks, you get so used to it that you'll actually feel some kind of pleasure in the bite.
Dear God, when did he become such a masochist?
Oh, right. When he started dating a freaking vampire, that’s when.
"Such a shame…"
Seokjin opens his eyes and looks at Yoongi, who is already standing near the door.
"…what is?"
"You. Such delicious blood, and it's all Jungkook's. I guess I moved too slow. Or that bastard moved too fast."
"Well, at least Jungkook wants me for me and not just my blood," Seokjin says.
Seokjin hears a scoff and suddenly his tired eyes open up wide at Yoongi's next words.
"And you think I don't?"
And then the oldest Min leaves the bathroom, leaving Seokjin inside a half-filled bathtub, soaked to the bone, a hand over his eyes.
"…dammit, Yoongi."
Dinner tonight is going to be even more awkward than usual.