[ 003 | video | hair: blue (for now), bobbed ]

[exmarksthe]

[Ramona appears in the mirror holding scissors and a flat iron. She has cut her hair shorter (into a bit of a bob) and straightened it, but it's still the same blue it was before. Several different boxes of hair dye sit on a table next to her - red, pink, mauve, magenta, purple, green, pine green, lime green, sky blue, navy blue, midnight blue,

Comments

[sheroic]

Red, white and blue!

[exmarksthe]

Uh, sorry. Two colors max. I make it a point to not look like a flag, but that's just me.

[sheroic]

Why? You're American, aren't you?

[exmarksthe]

Yeah, and also a sane human being.

[sheroic]

Lame. You're not a true American unless you're willing to dye your hair for your country!

[exmarksthe]

I probably wouldn't qualify anyway, by your standards. I had been living in Canada for a while before I got here.

[sheroic]

... Huh? [ What is this Canada place you are talking about. ]

[exmarksthe]

I know, "why would anyone want to live in an igloo and hunt polar bears," right? [Eyeroll] There's stuff up there too, you know. It's a decent place.

[sheroic]

Wait, who's Canada? Don't make up weird places!

[exmarksthe]

...You can't be serious.

[sheroic]

[ Should she know Canada? She can't seem stupid! ]

... Oh! Canada. Hahaha, I totally know what you mean!

It's, uh, that place... over... there! [ POINTS DOWN??? ]

I LIIIIIVE o_o

[exmarksthe]

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...Oh my god, you are.

Please tell me that my country is not this ignorant.