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[excellinnuendo]

[ For anyone within earshot, one can hear a certain someone singing and ringing bells. If one investigates, she will find Excellen has fashioned a suitably festive, even if characteristically risque outfit from the magical dirt stuff. An equally festive chair--the sort reserved for mall Santas--stands immediately behind her. ]

Jingle Bells, Jingle

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[grandtheftmecha]

[ Walking along, walking along...

Noticing Excellen...

CONTINUING to just keep walking, pretending you never even looked at her... ]

[excellinnuendo]

KAAAAAAT! Come here and get your Christmas wish!

[grandtheftmecha]

[ No getting out of this. ]

Can I wish for a few self-propelled artillery pieces?

[excellinnuendo]

[ She flops down onto her Santathrone. ]

You know how it works!

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina stalks over, sitting down hard on Excellen's thighs with her arms crossed. ]

Better?

[excellinnuendo]

--Oof.

[ She grins. ]

You need to be a good girl or you won't get what you want, y'know.

[grandtheftmecha]

Ah, too late for that, I think. May as well just hand over some coal now.

[excellinnuendo]

[ She reaches down next to the chair and pulls up a black rock. ]

What a bad, bad girl you've been, Katina.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina... takes it. Well played. ]

We should probably give a lot more to the queen, though.

...save some for you too.

[excellinnuendo]

Me? I'm as pure and good as the white snow itself, Kat. After all, I'm Santa's helper!

[grandtheftmecha]

Yeah, I'm sure Santa approves of mistletoe molestation if it's in the Christmas spirit, right?

[ Actually, she expects Excellen to... not take it sarcastically at all really. ]

[excellinnuendo]

If an there's anything an all-seeing old man wants to see, it's two chicks making out. I think we're a shoe-in for the Good List!

...Or the good kind of naughty list.

[grandtheftmecha]

So what do people on the good naughty list get?

[excellinnuendo]

You'll have to wait and see like all the other good naughty girls.

[grandtheftmecha]

You're such a tease... but I think I can hold out a little while.

[excellinnuendo]

Hehe, that's why you love me. Besides, Christmas is all about getting teased.