♓alibiotic

[tyrianicull]

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[ritsu_kouyou]

That's up for debate. It closely resembles Earth, though whether that is true is a question our gracious host refuses to answer.

[tyrianicull]

'Earth'? I've never heard of such a place.

[ Not she remembers the names of any of the other planets she's been to/conquered. ]

And just what are you?

[ritsu_kouyou]

It doesn't matter much as I doubt this place counts as Earth. And I'm what most would call a human. You look similar to a troll that arrived here last week.

[tyrianicull]

[ Takes note of that; there is little reason she can fathom why an alien would lie about another Troll being present, unless said alien knew of their extinction and her identity.

Nepeta's life is now in great danger, though not as bad as it could be--as logic dictates, it only makes sense to the Condesce that the only remaining Troll would be her heir. ]

Tell me: just how similar are we in appearance? What color did she wear?

[notvitiligo]

It isn't. According to the info I've gotten, it's some kind of island of relative order in the middle of a bunch of weirdness. Which, given this place, is scary, now that I think about it.

You don't happen to know anyone named Kanaya, do you?

[tyrianicull]

A pocket dimension? Alternate universe? I have no time for these shenanigans or the names of others.

[notvitiligo]

Yeah, "pocket dimension" sounds about right.

And it probably doesn't matter if you have the time or not, because you're gonna be stuck here for a while.

[tyrianicull]

Ridiculous. I'm not some goldfish one can keep in a fishbowl for amusement.

[cascadetomboy]

[Whoa this lady is gorgeous... and is like a mermaid or water Pokémon EXTRA POINTS.]

It's not really a planet, but it's called "the Gardens."

... What are you?

[tyrianicull]

That is a rude question when directed to royalty. One should introduce oneself first.

[cascadetomboy]

Ah! [Okay she's seeing those horns but she never knew anything about trolls that looked like mermaids. Also is a little untrusting of royalty because of this place, but... not of all royalty.]

Sorry. My name's Misty.

[tyrianicull]

Better.

[ Nothing is better than that first look of terror you see on the face of a new species. ]

Despite your manners, I will give you the gracious honor of receiving an answer: I am Her Imperious Condescension, Empress of the Alternian Empire.

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[doublecatsmile]

[For just a split second, Nepeta thinks that this is Feferi on the vine. After all, they do look alike; a sea dweller with long hair and similarly-shaped horns...

But then Nepeta realizes that this is not the friendly, bubbly girl she's familiar with. And that there's only one other troll who would look so much like her, but the possibility that she may meet this troll has never crossed her mind once.

Until now.]

[doublecatsmile]

[But Nepeta steels herself. She's faced many terrifying beasts in the past, and she's of the opinion that there are few worse trolls than Eridan or Vriska. Besides, knowing that this is the ruler of their entire race, it would only be a matter of time before the Condesce found her.

So she answers.]

Um...I'm sorry, but I don't know what planet this is... [Since Nepeta isn't used to dealing with royalty or even adults in general, she really has no idea how to address her.]

[tyrianicull]

[ Eridan and Vriska may as well be grubs in the contest of being the worst troll. The new crown queen of horrible has arrived, Miss Kitty. ]

That is about as much usefulness as one can expect from a bileblood. Tell me, do you know who I am?

[doublecatsmile]

[The slur doesn't faze Nepeta, since she's never cared about differences in blood. But that doesn't stop her from feeling intimidated.]

Y-yes. You're her Imperious Condescension.

[super_critical]

[Oh my.]

You're a noisy one.

[tyrianicull]

And you, ignorant.

[super_critical]

Then enlighten me.

You're itching to, aren't you?

[tyrianicull]

One does not talk to Her Tyranny of the Alternian Empire in this way.