Don't cause cancer where I come from. Besides, whatever I die of, it'll be amazing. Also, the cigarettes here are magic. Still don't know why people can't figure that out, but people are usually stupid.
I got the reddest hair, so I'll bang this Gal chick, if she's hot. Just letting you know, Gal, look me up.
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[She wishes she had some sources as busy as these are, too.]
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I got the reddest hair, so I'll bang this Gal chick, if she's hot. Just letting you know, Gal, look me up.
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...sorry, but no.
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Anyway, why not have some fun? That's what we're here for. I'll even let you braid my hair, if you like it so much.
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You do realize someone just made that up, right?
[except that is it frighteningly accurate, which kind of freaks her out.]
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What!?
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That's not--
I'd--take all of this with a grain of salt, Your Highness.
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