fifth flight; (video :: joint post)

[brands]

[It's a peaceful day in the Manse de l'Cie! Or at least, it seems that way until the Vine winds around to sneakily observe the members of the house. The video pans to show Fang leaning back in a chair at the kitchen table, involved half-heartedly in some sort of argument.] Hey now. I clean up plenty. And Hope doesn't mind picking up the slack. Isn

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[ video ]

[excellinnuendo]

[ Le gasp! ]

Big, bad Fangy and sweet, sweet Vanilla?! I...I had no idea! My heart, it is broken. To think I let my heart and imagination be--I-I'm a housebreaker.

[ Who is that kid?! ]

And with child, too! I...I don't know what is what anymore!

[ video ]

[ofatonement]

( Normally she would be surprised because of the sudden, unfamiliar voice but its what she just heard that leaves her confused. )

With child? H-huh?

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[recalls]

[Vanille pops up behind Hope, ruffling her hair.] Don't worry, Excellen! This sort of thing happens all the time.

[That is, everything Excellen has said has gone whoosh right over her head.]

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[brands]

[Fang shows up behind Hope and Vanille after a second, and shakes her head.] I think the phrase you're looking for is "homewrecker." And Hope's not our kid.

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[excellinnuendo]

Break 'em, wreck 'em, smash 'em, whatevs!

[ She wags her finger at the happy little family. ]

Fangy, Fangy, how could you play with my heart so? You need to be more conscientious! You should be bringing home the bread and being a baconwinner, not playing with the hearts of cute little things like me.

Just think how sweet strawberry Vanille will feel! And little, little Hopie--a broken home is no place for a child!

[ Everything everyone has said: in one ear, out the other. ]

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[brands]

[...Excellen is so bizarre.] Excel, me and Vanille aren't married. Did you listen to a word I said?