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[welljustwatchme]

[Outside the spaceship, the vine suddenly flicks on, recording from the back someone playing a lively sort of reel on her harp. A bit of manoeuvring on the vine's part and it becomes clear that it's Canada playing, a idle, contented sort of smile on her face as she plays. It's not until she glances in the direction of the door, then back, that she notices the vine's trained on her and stops. Suddenly, she's grinning like anything.]

Hey, since you're here, I might as well share a secret. [She leans toward the vine and adopts a loud stage whisper.] America's a loser. And slow. And sometimes smells.

[Being a nation apparently has nothing to do with being mature.]