[video] Enter the snotty little brat

[runawayalot]

[Contacting other people on the Vine? Asking for help? That is a loser thing that only losers do! Which is why the New Kid here has elected to wander off and occupy herself in making a flower crown and then exploring. She's scaling a statue in the memorial garden when the Vine, annoyed at the neglect, starts broadcasting. There are a few

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[nohorsingaround]

I believe I am looking at an exceptionally small human who appears to have hardly transitioned from her status as a wiggler.

[Though her manner of speech more than likely comes across as very arrogant, she's not actually intending it to be. For once. It's just natural.]

[runawayalot]

What's up with your skin?! Are you a zombie?

[nohorsingaround]

I am a troll. I assure you that this is the utmost norm for all of my race, regardless of other physical setbacks those of lower class possess. Contrary to the variety present in your human race, our spectrum lies beneath our uniform skin.

[She's willing to show how, if necessary.]

[runawayalot]

Cool. Where do you live? Under a bridge?

[nohorsingaround]

Are you most familiar with such conditions? I was under the impression that humans had adapted well enough to craft their own hives.

[Things To Investigate: Sea-dwelling humans?]

[runawayalot]

No, trolls live under bridges. Duh.

Or in caves and stuff.

Are you stupid or somethin'?

that was definitely the wrong icon

[nohorsingaround]

I assure you that my intelligence is flawless. It is you who are mistaken. Most sea-dwelling trolls would not be exposed to such indignity.

Caves are far more common.

Re: that was definitely the wrong icon

[runawayalot]

[Good enough for Laura.] What are you, some kinda troll nerd?

[nohorsingaround]

Excuse me?

[runawayalot]

You sound like one. Big words and stuff.

[nohorsingaround]

Trolls of my class are known to be very gifted grammatically.

[runawayalot]

That all you're good for? Sounding fancy?

[nohorsingaround]

Of course not. But I don't expect you to grasp the strength and nobility my race is known for.

[runawayalot]

Why not? You saying I'm stupid? That you're smarter than me?

[nohorsingaround]

Naturally. Though you have expressed impressive intelligence.

[runawayalot]

[She's apparently mollified with that second part.] So what's the deal with this place, anyway?