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[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]
So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.
Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.
Flawless.
So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.
Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.
Flawless.