In which Etna abuses game mechanics like any true demon!

Dec 02, 2010 18:57

[Private]

Note to self, next time this place offers wishes, presume a catch.

Further note to self: Catches are very easy to abuse.

[Public, Vine]

Attention, women of the Gardens!

I, Beauty Queen Etna, have prepared a Base Panel for future wilds expeditions and exploration of abnormal environments! This useful mechanic lets us set up portals between an arbitrarily-located base, outside the Arcade, and points in space where I place them.

I have also prepared an arbitrarily-located base, outside the Arcade, for all prospective Vassals and/or Minions. Applications are being accepted now, all sorts of talents are necessary.

While I do not believe this will result in a way to return to our respective homes, I'm betting we can start getting useful things with the help of the organisation that I, Beauty Queen Etna, can provide!

Recommendations for facilities to add to the Base are being accepted at your convenience!

[Action, not too far from the Arcade]

*When Etna mentioned setting up a small base... Well, it's not THAT small. About the size of a couple of 18-wheeler trailers placed next to each other, and constructed from - based on the ridiculous number of capsules around it - a small ton of wishes, the base's outer facade is a deep wooden pattern, with a garish neon sign reading "Beauty House" across the front - carefully matched to the Arcade's Facade.*

*Inside, however, is another matter. A circular main "hall" has eight exits - a spiral staircase opposite the door, and six side rooms. Of these, one is equipped with a basic hospital - though one can't help but notice the neatly-sharpened AXES among the supplies, and the lack of anaesthetic - the other rooms are bare, for now at least. In the dead center of the hall is a square, glowing, blue panel.*

*The stairs are blocked by a few handy objects - such as a certain demon, sitting in a tall throne with distinct heart motifs, facing the room's center - and thus, you as you enter. It's probably a small apartment for her or some storage or something. She herself looks quite different than you've seen her, too - for one, her clothes are black and extremely skimpy.*

Welcome to the Beauty House.

etna (disgaea), maria traydor

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