Intro; Video

[dewy_sunflowers]

[Feed shows Ash blond hair and a bright soft blue eye before she stands up and blinks. A contented cat purring loudly in her arms as she scratches behind it's ear]

Oh, so it's like a video call? What a strange plant...

[Moves closer and gives a bit of a strained smile] Does anyone know where I am or... what this vine is? Oh, and I have your

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[video]

[welljustwatchme]

Your pants should be around somewhere. I know I found my things not long after I woke up here.

Oh, you've been kidnapped, by the way. More or less. My condolences.

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

Oh, um... thanks, hopefully I can find everything.

[Yep she's going to tear up at the mention of kidnapping]

B-but, I don't have time to be kidnapped! Who would do that?

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

[O-oh.

Canada didn't mean to make the pretty stranger cry. This is bad.]

I'm sorry! She's... the Queen. But not of any Earth monarchy. And she's... a little bit unhinged, I guess you could say. I really am sorry you're here with us.

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

Nyet, I'm sorry. I cry often. But t'ank you for information, I guess t'ere is no way to leave?

[Rubs at her eyes trying to dry them a bit, but it doesn't do much of anything sadly.]

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

Not that we can find. My friend Japan left and went home, but then she came back and she doesn't remember how. So there's a way, it's just... really hard.

I'm sorry.

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

Japan is here too? But...Japan isn't girl...

But there is a way out, da?

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

[Canada blinks, sidetracked by the sudden 'da' and the notion that Japan isn't a girl. Of course Japan's a girl. Why wouldn't she be? It takes a moment to get her brain working enough to respond.]

Of course she's a girl. She's always been, as far as I know. And I'm sure I would have heard about a change like that.

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

I know he looks like girl, but I know he isn't. Has never been... nor has most of the nations.

[She tilts her head and wonders exactly what this girl is talking about, surely everyone knows that Japan is a boy as are most of the nations]

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

Most of the nations? No, the boys are the odd ones out. Seychelles and Russia's brothers and Hungary...

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

Nyet, most of the nations are boys...are you okie?

[She's giving you odd looks, because this is just odd.]

Seychelles is girl, as is Hungary, Natalia, Taiwan...

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

Désolé, mais I would know if my little brother was a girl.

[Canada's looking pretty confused (bordering on upset) herself. This doesn't make any sense.]

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

Wait...You're Canada? I thought you looked familiar but... Matvey is boy....

[She looks more confused than ever and going to start crying again]

Oh, where em I? I want to go home...

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

[... Your call to Canada's brain has been disconnected. Please hang up and try your call again, or stay on the line and wait for an automatic reboot of the system.

Meaning, sorry, she's just staring at Ukraine through the mirror now, having a hunch but completely incapable of processing it enough to make it come out in those pesky word things.]

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

[Blinks for a few moment through her tears and taps on her vine screen]

...you okie?

[video]

[welljustwatchme]

[After a pause, she shakes her head, untied mane of hair whipping across her face, that one gravity-defying curl bobbing uncertainly.]

Please tell me you're not Ukrayina.

[video]

[dewy_sunflowers]

[Looks more than slightly offended at that and crosses her arms across her ample chest stubbornly]

Da, I em Ukraine.