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[gravityfists]

Evenin'- er, citizens? That still sounds weird, but I get the feeling an “evenin' ladies” will give out unintentionally creepy vibes. [ but beyond that, it's more night than it is evening. Batgirl's out in her natural, dark habitat, somewhere around the opening of the newly announced area ] Back home, Team Batgirl consisted of more than just

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[notvitiligo]

I would definitely appreciate a face-punching escort. Uh, assuming it's not my face being punched. But yeah, I'm really interested in our, uh, new feature here.

[gravityfists]

Fear not, intrepid explorer! Face-punching is reserved solely for those who try to gnaw and/or otherwise maim anyone under my care.

[notvitiligo]

Sounds like the start of a desirable relationship to me!

[gravityfists]

Golly gosh, I think you might be right! I'd suggest using the magic dirt to rustle yourself up some kinda hard-hat/flashlight combo. Maybe a set of walking boots and two cans on a string.

That last part's just for fun.

[notvitiligo]

Possibly a pith helmet?

I'm going to guess the same basic equipment as spelunking would do, right?

[gravityfists]

Yup. Maybe we'll stop for smores, if the hypothetical group gets tired.

[notvitiligo]

I was thinking more trail mix, but that sounds yummier. Assuming the graham crackers don't get crumbled up. Or I guess we could improvise some kind of s'mores cobbler.

[gravityfists]

Heh. Don't think there's room in my suit for an acoustic guitar, though. We'll have to go without the Kumbayas.

[notvitiligo]

Nobody here wants me to sing, anyhow. Trust me.

[gravityfists]

I'm with you there.

This Bat don't sing in public.

[notvitiligo]

I hope you appreciate that I'm squashing my urge to make an echolocation joke here.

[gravityfists]

You suppress that urge, and I don't screech down the Vine. Seems like a fair deal to me.

[notvitiligo]

I'd offer to shake on it, but... yeah.

Any sort of meetup time planned? Are we assembling a crack team of curious women here?

[gravityfists]

I'll be here all night, every night, until we know whatever's down there is safe. Safeish. Don't ever say that I don't know how to have a good time. Once there's enough interest, we'll get our crack team together-and dude, by the way? The curious women part would totally appeal to the Queen.

[notvitiligo]

Ugh, not that kind of curious.

Let me know if you need any gofering or something while you wait. I'm disinclined to go with less than like three people, for reasons that should be obvious, but I'd be glad to help out up here until then.

[gravityfists]

Roger that.

We just need a well-rounded team. I'll be the brawn of the op, you happy being the brains?