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[Dot in the Garden. Right. Right... Whatever. She's ignored the cat, the scroll. Has found her clothes and is yanking into them furiously, completely oblivious to the vine, not that she has any damn modesty in the first place.]
Fuck this. [She turns her head, looking around herself with narrowed eyes.] Jacob! This isn't funny! And what the hell is this ugly ass dress. Do I look like I belong in white? I haven't been a virgin in over a fucking century, you prissy ass monk.
[She gets no answer, and she kicks at the flowers huffily before pushing herself up to her feet.]
This is Hell. This is Hell, Jacob, and you didn't fucking unleash me, you enormous prick! We had a deal! I talk to Priest and I get to go with Bal. Isn't lying a sin or some shit, or do you not care about that kind of thing? I bet you don't.
[...He should be here by now. She puts up a fuss, he hears her and comes and makes that face her and goes 'Dot.' and she goes 'What?' and he smiles and solves all her problems. Where is he.]
Goddamnit, don't ignore me! I didn't do anything. ...Okay, fine! I fucked Bal again, but you didn't say I couldn't and he's a fun ride, it's not like you're jealous, you dusty old celibate. I totally had to tell that demon I wasn't going to jerk off your brother though, it was creepy.
[She pauses again, waiting. That should do it. It should. He'll come and defend Esau's virginal honor or whatever. But he doesn't appear and she frowns sullenly.]
...Fine. Fuck you too, send the damn dog when you want me home again, you asshole.
Fuck this. [She turns her head, looking around herself with narrowed eyes.] Jacob! This isn't funny! And what the hell is this ugly ass dress. Do I look like I belong in white? I haven't been a virgin in over a fucking century, you prissy ass monk.
[She gets no answer, and she kicks at the flowers huffily before pushing herself up to her feet.]
This is Hell. This is Hell, Jacob, and you didn't fucking unleash me, you enormous prick! We had a deal! I talk to Priest and I get to go with Bal. Isn't lying a sin or some shit, or do you not care about that kind of thing? I bet you don't.
[...He should be here by now. She puts up a fuss, he hears her and comes and makes that face her and goes 'Dot.' and she goes 'What?' and he smiles and solves all her problems. Where is he.]
Goddamnit, don't ignore me! I didn't do anything. ...Okay, fine! I fucked Bal again, but you didn't say I couldn't and he's a fun ride, it's not like you're jealous, you dusty old celibate. I totally had to tell that demon I wasn't going to jerk off your brother though, it was creepy.
[She pauses again, waiting. That should do it. It should. He'll come and defend Esau's virginal honor or whatever. But he doesn't appear and she frowns sullenly.]
...Fine. Fuck you too, send the damn dog when you want me home again, you asshole.