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Why is everyone so touchy-feely all of a sudden? Most of you are not hot enough to be hitting on me, so you need to stop.
...I'm not touching those chocolates. Someday, I'm gonna be home, and when I get there, my Cheerios coach will know. She'll be able to smell it on me. The last time she caught me eating chocolate, she made me sit in her nasty butt-sweat chair for an hour while she wrote out a list of things I can't eat.
Just thinking about it makes me feel like I should be chugging Master Cleanse. You think I can find ipecac around here?
...I'm not touching those chocolates. Someday, I'm gonna be home, and when I get there, my Cheerios coach will know. She'll be able to smell it on me. The last time she caught me eating chocolate, she made me sit in her nasty butt-sweat chair for an hour while she wrote out a list of things I can't eat.
Just thinking about it makes me feel like I should be chugging Master Cleanse. You think I can find ipecac around here?