ACTION: Cake adventures

[peachhat]

[This entry is absolutely filtered from Kazumi. There is no way Kazumi can find Tenshi while this entry is done. Tenshi hid well!]

1. Your character got to know Tenshi. She probably mocked your character before, or harassed, annoyed, called your character names and, in general, tried to pick a fight with her

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2.

[sansbaguette]

[France doesn't say a word, instead viewing the cake critically. She gently eases a slice out of the box, picks off a small chunk and puts it in her mouth. Then she pauses, wincing slightly at the taste, but she still swallows it.]

It's terrible. Did you make it in the dark? Did you follow a recipe?

Re: 2.

[peachhat]

Wha...! What is terrible about it? I mean, I didn't have any rum and I guess I shouldn't have let it bake so long but otherwise I followed the recipe, I think. A pinch of salt means like half a small spoon, right?

[sansbaguette]

It's burned and it tastes like you emptied an entire bottle of vinegar into the mix. A pinch of salt is the amount of salt you can hold between your forefinger and your thumb- or one eighth of a teaspoon, at most. [Sorry, Tenshi, cooking is her life.] Ah, but I have had far, far worse... But that is no excuse!

Don't be sorry. ^^

[peachhat]

I..I could cook really good if I tried really hard, you know!

...But why do you add vinegar then if you don't taste it? I thought the recipe was wrong, so I just added some more, I mean, if it's an indrigent you better notice it, right?

[sansbaguette]

There is such a thing as subtlety, ma chère.

But, you should always put your whole being into cooking! It is an act of passion, like making love! You clearly need some instruction.

[peachhat]

...Cooking is like making love? Huh? Huuuh?!

[sansbaguette]

Oui, of course! It is giving into your desires, causing pleasure, indulging your senses! You combine individual flavours, mix them passionately, warm to intense, unbearable, beautiful, orgasmic temperatures and then in the end fill yourself with satisfaction and fullness as the built up tension flies from your body... Just like cooking and eating!

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[peachhat]

Wait, that was just...

...

[peachhat]

AUGH!

[She just got it]

You fit PERFECTLY to this place!

[sansbaguette]

That doesn't make what I said any less true.

[peachhat]

Well...maybe the cake has something to do with that but...

..that's besides the point entirely!

[sansbaguette]

Is it? I was just explaining the crucial process of food preparation with you!

[peachhat]

....Riiight. Of course. I forgot! I just got distracted.