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[welljustwatchme]

[There's the sound of someone clearing her throat before she speaks. You could almost mistake her for America, except for a slightly different accent and being about ten times quieter.]Hello, if there's anyone else connected to this vine thing. I was wondering if anyone could tell me whose house I'm in... or what country, rather. I'm familiar with

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[britanniarules]

...

Who...

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[britanniarules]

Oh!

Canada!

[welljustwatchme]

Yes?

[britanniarules]

Excuse me, I didn't expect to see you here! This is quite a surprise...

And, ah... I haven't seen your bear anywhere.

[welljustwatchme]

That's not good...

This aren't your flowers by any chance, are they, England? I didn't think they were on your usual list of friends, but times change. [Yes, yes, politely blaming England tentatively for this because England's easy to blame for weird things.]

[britanniarules]

Certainly not! These weird instances have nothing to do with me. [For once.] Are you alright defending yourself? France and America and I have been fighting them off so far, we should probably stick together.

[welljustwatchme]

France and America are here, too?

[britanniarules]

They were here before I was. [And getting up to mischief. Thank god someone sane has arrived.] I tell you, this place is utterly mad. We've truly fallen down the rabbit hole, my dear. Why, the person who runs this place has the cheek to say their my queen! I am no subject of hers! [Hmph! Expecting you to back her up here, Canada. Sharing a monarch after all.]

[welljustwatchme]

[Dutifully pledging her love of Queen Elizabeth, not to worry. But quietly because she's got her own chaotic country to worry about.]

I know, I know. But how long have you been here? I think I need to meet this so-called queen and give her a piece of my mind because this week is really not a good week to be kidnapped for me.

[britanniarules]

[Stops and raises her eyebrows.]

... really? [She hadn't heard anything too serious was going on recently. What's wrong? Has something come up? Is it election time for you and I've completely missed over it? Did America do something stupid?

[welljustwatchme]

My entire country is falling apart and you know this because you just berated me last week for letting a British trade commissioner get kidnapped. And of course America's gone and done something stupid, have you ever known her to be intelligent?

[britanniarules]

I...

Wait.

Canada, what is the date for you?

[welljustwatchme]

... October ninetenth, 1970. Why? What date is it for you?

[britanniarules]

... January 2011. Ah, this is another incident with time-periods and whatnot... how annoying...

[welljustwatchme]

... Well, great. Now I just think I'm hallucinating.

[britanniarules]

You're not. I wish I were lying, I wish this whole place was a hallucination and we could all go home, but it's real.